Who Doesn’t Want To Date A Droid?
Finally…
She comes down the stairs, a vision in gold. Her dress(?) sparkles and catches the light from the chandelier and immediately blinds you. You put your hand over your brow and try to focus on what she is wearing.
You don’t know what she is wearing!
So instead you look at her hair…her gold hair. Its pulled back and sprayed into a golden sideways-hawk. (which is like a Mohawk on it’s side.) Her lips are the golden shade of gold, as well as her eyelids, cheek bones, and quite possibly the tip of her ear lobes. Covering her fingers is ordinate golden finger rings spiraled from knuckle to golden tip.
Her: “What do you think?”
FLASHBACK:
Her: “Well…you know how your favorite movie is Star Wars? Except Phantom Menace (of course)?”
Him: “(of course) Yes…”
Her: “Well…sit right there…I’ll be right back…”
Him: “Oh…my…god!”
Her: *smiles*
Him: “What on god’s green earth made you ever think I would want to date C3P0?!”
FYI: This is a true story. The makeup is real.
Because having a beloved movie franchise isn’t enough, you must market, market, market…
EVERYTHING!
Him: “Why couldn’t you have tried for the slave Princess Leia look instead?!”
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It could have been worse. Joan Rivers could have shown up. (See the movie Spaceballs to understand “obscure movie reference”)
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Can we talk?! Joan Rivers was the droid, right?
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Yup! (A very C3PO inspired droid.)
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Hilarious, Christopher! Especially the sideways-hawk lol
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I’m thinking about putting my hair in a sideways-hawk and then taking the kids to public places.
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Well, truth is, no one would think anything of it probably! And your kids would either think you were a really cool dad or a freak, like mine would. But that depends on their ages, I think. lol
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It’s my joy to embarrass them.
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Nice. Love twisted humor. Sorry to say I am the same way. (actually not sorry) lol
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This opened my day with laughter. If you put your hair I’m a side hawk, we need pics. I don’t date at all.
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If I wasn’t married, we would go on a date to a fancy restaurant and I would dress like C3PO.
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Haha, I would have to make an exception…I’d dress like princess leah…see what I did there? We could go to Downtown Disney…that wouldn’t be weird at all.
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Not at all. Make sure you do your hair in the cinnamon buns…
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So this unfortunate dude needs to switch to Trekkies. Because Green Orion Slave Girls.
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True story! Except Captain Kirk has already banged all of them.
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I admit, I am going to be a total sucker for the Star Wars makeup when it comes out. Marketing win for them, even if it makes no damn sense. And I’ve given up on dating again, so no thanks to the droids or otherwise.
This posts reminds me of an older Cyanide & Happiness comic; google them and Jabba the Hutt for the actual image 😀
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There was a stormtrooper example too. You could try that look.
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I’m curious to know where they were going!
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Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant
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