She comes down the stairs, a vision in gold. Her dress(?) sparkles and catches the light from the chandelier and immediately blinds you. You put your hand over your brow and try to focus on what she is wearing.
You don’t know what she is wearing!
So instead you look at her hair…her gold hair. Its pulled back and sprayed into a golden sideways-hawk. (which is like a Mohawk on it’s side.) Her lips are the golden shade of gold, as well as her eyelids, cheek bones, and quite possibly the tip of her ear lobes. Covering her fingers is ordinate golden finger rings spiraled from knuckle to golden tip.
Her: “What do you think?”
Her: “Well…you know how your favorite movie is Star Wars? Except Phantom Menace (of course)?”
Him: “(of course) Yes…”
Her: “Well…sit right there…I’ll be right back…”
Him: “What on god’s green earth made you ever think I would want to date C3P0?!”
FYI: This is a true story. The makeup is real.
Because having a beloved movie franchise isn’t enough, you must market, market, market…
Him: “Why couldn’t you have tried for the slave Princess Leia look instead?!”
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