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Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Kanye Album name changes and Valentine’s Day memes that is the interwebnet.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, please fix that.

Until then, here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity from some of our staff in one leisurely downwards scroll. Enjoy!



Jaclyn Ashley


jaclyn big truck







Christopher DeVoss


chris felt






Katie Hoffman
















Gunmetal Geisha



gunmetal liver




Joe Jewett


joe ecoli


joe trivia jesse full house


joe waiting room food





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Jack DeVoss


jack pre game


jack french onion dip


jack version 8












kill puppy baby monkey





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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

2 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 19

  1. For lent this year, I gave up not eating bacon. And yeah, who’s the stoner who came up with the Puppy Monkey Baby?

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  2. I seem to have lost my funny. There’s a reward if you find it. A bonus if it’s returned five pounds lighter and smells like bacon.


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