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Issue #28 February 2016

SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 20

February 20, 2016 // 2 Comments

Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Grammy talk and Deadpool memes that is the web-net-inter-superhighway. You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, please [Click For More]

10 New Major Endorsements Won By Donald Trump

February 19, 2016 // 9 Comments

Last week, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign had received a major boost when in a public appearance, former vice-presidential candidate and TV personality Sarah Palin went on raving and incoherent rant about Donald Trump and America, which most experts agreed constituted an endorsement of Donald Trump’s candidacy for president. But [Click For More]

Over the Line Show #38 The Pre-Clip Show

February 17, 2016 // 0 Comments

On Today’s Show: The Rule of the Clip Show, Three’s Company Lyrics Dissected, Antonin Scalia, American Government 101, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Can’t Speak Spanish, Man Skips Work For Six Years, Full Frontal, Kevin [Click For More]

SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 19

February 13, 2016 // 2 Comments

Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Kanye Album name changes and Valentine’s Day memes that is the interwebnet. You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, [Click For More]

So….Got Any Big Plans for the Weekend?

February 12, 2016 // 7 Comments

You almost forgot again, didn’t you? Well, never mind, you’ve just got time. Stop what you’re doing, before it’s too late. Clear your schedule. Have you taken care of dinner? Are you wearing the right clothes? Be sure that you’ve carefully set the mood, down to the last detail. You can’t afford to screw this [Click For More]

Over the Line Show #37 Guest: Dr Smith

February 10, 2016 // 0 Comments

On Today’s Show: Guest Dr. Smith, Hockey Bowls, Cleveland Browns, Year of the Monkey, The Super Bowl, Manning Makes Out With Papa John, Best and Worst Super Bowl Commercials, Taco Bell, The New KFC Colonel, Snoop [Click For More]

Ode to Mountain Dew

February 8, 2016 // 13 Comments

According to Wikipedia, in 1940 two Tennessee beverage bottlers named Barney and Ally Hartman invented the formula for Mountain Dew. Below is my tribute to those two fine men: I walked into the 7-11 and quickly made my way to the back of the store where the drink coolers are located. Immediately, I could see it staring back at me. The [Click For More]

SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 18

February 6, 2016 // 9 Comments

Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of rodents predicting the weather and Peyton Manning memes that is the webs of the net. You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if [Click For More]

Over the Line Show #36 Bacon Cheeseburger Ring

February 3, 2016 // 0 Comments

On Today’s Show: Winning Big At Poker, Celebrity Apprentice, Joe Communistic Attitude Towards Dairy Queen, Cake Cone Tips, Batman bushes, American Crime, Cell Phones In Movie Theaters, Susan Sarandon’s SAG Awards Boobs, Carol Burnett, Burger King vs. Wendy’s, The Best [Click For More]

LAP’s Cooking Playlist

February 1, 2016 // 12 Comments

I have two major passions in my life. Oops, forgot about the kids – make that THREE major passions in my life. But this isn’t a mommy blog, so you’re stuck with the other two. The first is food. Pretty obvious considering my blogging name, right? I love making food, eating other food that people made for me, reading about food, [Click For More]