Road Signs can be tricky when passing at a high rate of speed. Coffee and cell phone distractions don’t help either. Here’s a handy guide to help avoid any confusion the next time you’re encountered with any of the following road or walking signs.
1.) DESIGNATED STUNT-BIKING AREA
Remember to wear a safety helmet where boobs are present.
2.) HAND STANDS PERMITTED ON MOVING VEHICLES
Look what that Teen Wolf Hooligan started…
3.) MANNEQUIN CROSSING
Usually posted within close proximity to an Old Navy outlet store.
4.) GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS AREA
No time to explain!
5.) CREEPY SINGLE GUY AREA
Roll up windows while passing.
6.) KICK DOWN DOOR BEFORE ENTERING
Nothing says ‘grand entrance’ like a good ninja-kick to the front door.
7.) BONER REST STOP
Turns out that being well-endowed has it’s drawbacks.
8.) WATCH FOR BIRDS
No stupid questions either.
9.) STOP FOR STANKY LEG
Stanky leg enforcement zone.
10.) COMPLETE HOKIE POKIE OR PAY FINE
Ok, you can stop now.
11.) SPEED LIMIT 90 MPH
I can’t drive fifty five.
12.) NOW ENTERING THE STATE OF TEXAS
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