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Interview With A Halloween Celebrity

Vampire Interviews, Top Gun, and Blood Sausage

October 26, 2013 // 21 Comments

It was daunting assignment and I had every right to be nervous. Anyone would be a little scared; most people recognized how reopening a dialogue with a strange, mysterious neighbor after eighteen months of passively cherishing the mutual, silence would be more uncomfortable than fun-comfortable or pun-comfortable. My initial meeting with Devin [Click For More]

An Evening With The Master

October 25, 2013 // 16 Comments

The Assignment: Interview with a Halloween celebrity (submit chit for danger pay) The Subject: The Master, from the hit television series — Buffy, The Vampire Slayer The Interviewer: Me (blood type: AB-negative — Just. In. Case.) I couldn’t line up a monster who walks by day. Sunny sidewalk café, glass of wine, a little Brie. [Click For More]

An Appointment With The Great Pumpkin

October 23, 2013 // 20 Comments

This week we are interviewing great horror movie monsters on Long Awkward Pause. We were left to choose who we’d interview. My first thought was to go with Nosferatu because how do you not dig a dude who can do this: I also thought about Dr. Caligarl, from “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari”, the weirdest, creepiest little spooky film [Click For More]

Long Awkward Pause Takes On An Interview With A Halloween Celebrity

October 22, 2013 // 8 Comments

Howard Gantz, manager here. Halloween is upon us which means candy, little children in adorable costumes and grown women in slutty costumes… Oh, how I love Halloween! Here is an idea…why not dress up as your favorite L.A.P. columnist? You will be the hit of the neighborhood! Trust me! “You are dressed as BrainRants! Here is four [Click For More]