Howard Gantz, manager here.
Halloween is upon us which means candy, little children in adorable costumes and grown women in slutty costumes…
Oh, how I love Halloween!
Here is an idea…why not dress up as your favorite L.A.P. columnist? You will be the hit of the neighborhood! Trust me!
“You are dressed as BrainRants! Here is four candies! …. And you are Omawarisan…I love your hat! Here is four candies! …. And you are Monk Monkey! Here is two candies!”
Don’t forget to check out our L.A.P. Halloween merchandise in the store and have a safe and spooky, yet slutty Halloween.
Also, some exciting news. L.A.P. will be undergoing an exciting new format change for November. Don’t worry all your favorite writers are still here…and I guess on that same token if there is any writers you hate, they are still here too.
More on that later.
Howard Gantz, manager.