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LAP TV: Yelp Reviews!

December 28, 2015 // 5 Comments

This is the first episode of this series; it will definitely get better. I am still learning about writing comedic material, and shooting. So bear with me, but this first episode focuses on Yelp and some reviews that were a bit over the top. There will be more episodes soon to follow. This initial episode focuses on Denny’s. I hope you enjoy [Click For More]

LAP TV Presents: The Nedinator

July 1, 2015 // 16 Comments

  First Came The Trailer That Got Everyone Talking: And Then A Second Trailer Was Released… And The Internet Almost Shut Down With Excitement: Then Finally… After Days of Waiting… Which Seemed Like Eternity… It Is Finally Here The Biggest Six Minute And Forty-Eight Second Summer Blockbuster Ever Produced On A Camera [Click For More]

LAP TV: 5 WTF Diet Trends

January 18, 2015 // 5 Comments

Today on LAP TV is our host Jaclyn giving us her top 5 WTF Diet Trends.  Enjoy! ————————– MORE PLACES TO FIND LONG AWKWARD PAUSE: Facebook: Long Awkward Pause Twitter: @LongAwkPause Tumblr: Long Awkward Pause Mag Podcast: iTunes or PodOmatic LAP TV: YouTube Would you like to see a topic [Click For More]

Sharknado 2? Yes, Please

July 17, 2014 // 29 Comments

Every generation a movie comes out that helps define an era. My grandparents had Gone With the Wind, my parents had American Graffiti, and this generation we have the one movie to put all other movies to shame… Not since Jaws, has a movie completely captured the true nature of sharks in their never ending quest for human flesh. It’s no secret [Click For More]

7 Must-See Commercial Parodies

April 30, 2014 // 32 Comments

  Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo Commercial In what can only be considered the work of marketing geniuses, Volvo found a way to equate the most epic of splits with precision steering. And who better to take on the daunting task of traveling spread eagle between two moving semi-trucks than Jean-Claude Van Damme? With “a pair of legs engineered [Click For More]

The Bullet Points

April 18, 2014 // 59 Comments

It’s time once again to wake Rants up way too early. deny him his coffee and bacon, and throw today’s headlines at him to get his take on the top stories. Did I mention that we have to wear one of those protective suits that attack dogs practice on? Did I mention we all have to leave the office and lock the door behind us? Did I [Click For More]

Over the Line Show #4 with Comedian Mike Birbiglia

April 17, 2014 // 1 Comment

On Today’s Show:  Special Guest Comedian Mike Birbiglia A Comedian, author, actor and playwright Mike had a hugely successful one-man show Sleepwalk With Me, a mixture of comedy and confession. For tour information check out his web site: here. You can download the episode or listen on the Podomatic App here: This show is in the [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Graffiti-Enhanced Street Signs

March 29, 2014 // 55 Comments

6:30 am: Wake up 6:31 am: Go back to bed 6:35 am: Wake up again 6:50 am: Get out of bed. You’re late! 6:52 am: Sit on the toilet 6:55 am: Get in the shower 7:00 am: Brush your teeth 7:02 am: Comb your hair 7:03 am: Get dressed 7:05 am: Eat a yogurt 7:09 am: Stuck in traffic 7:11 am: Realize everyday it’s the same old thing… [Click For More]

Tax terms that can help cover your assets

March 24, 2014 // 41 Comments

After clearing off the kitchen table and finding an outlet for the calculator, I sat down to do my taxes. As always, I made sure to have all the necessary documentation and forms — W4s, tax forms, bank statements, insurance reports, tax schedules and, most importantly, a full box of Kleenex. As I sat staring at this year’s tax booklet, I [Click For More]

Can’t Decide On Those NCAA March Madness Brackets?

March 21, 2014 // 6 Comments

It’s March Madness time and this year I am once again using my tried and true method for selecting the NCAA tournament brackets. For the first round matchups; I put each team’s mascot side by side and then pick whichever I think would win in a drunken bar fight. We’ll examine those matchups in-depth in this article. Moving forward for [Click For More]

17 Things I Know For Sure

March 19, 2014 // 51 Comments

Hello again, dear listeners. Every day, every week, every year, every month, every one asks me the same question: “How much do you know, and why don’t you tell me all you know, already?!” So, dearest listener, I have decided to partake of yon desires and giveth to thee my knowledge – wrapped up in two little balls. The two [Click For More]

Over the Line Podcast #3 Chowderhead

March 18, 2014 // 3 Comments

On Today’s Show: Special Guest Adam “Chowderhead” Sendek The Oscars Late Night News Harold Ramis The Dating Game Serial Killer Olympic Athletes Should Not Own Guns What Did The Dead Fox Say? Skid Crowe Where Not To See The New Noah Movie How To Win A Billion Dollars You can download the episode or listen on the Podomatic App [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: FML

March 8, 2014 // 33 Comments

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Today my dog threw up in my shoe and my wife decided that she wanted to become a man, so she tried on my shoes and stepped in the dog vomit. Then she got mad at me because she hates the dog for it’s views on Socialist Government. [Click For More]

Capital One Handles Business Like Your Clingy Ex

February 24, 2014 // 42 Comments

The LA Times recently posted an article criticizing credit card issuer Capital One (you know, that company you’re always getting junk mail from) for including some distressing stipulations in the recent contract updates it sent out to its cardholders (in a letter they likely didn’t open, because they assumed it was another offer for a line of [Click For More]

Over the Line Podcast #2: Talking Superbowl

February 17, 2014 // 7 Comments

On Today’s Show: The Super Bowl Joe Namath’s Coat Super Bowl Commercials Pink Eye The Olympics Cancelled TV Shows Bill Cosby Saves NBC Again Jay Leno Vs. Jimmy Fallon The Oscars Jonah Hill’s Potty Mouth You can listen below: You can download the episode or listen on the Podomatic App here: This one is in the archives. Email us [Click For More]