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The Saturday Six: Exploring Daily Life Facts

October 11, 2014 // 18 Comments

  Do you know what’s funny? The World. Do you know why it’s so gosh darn funny? Because even when you look around you and everything seems to make sense…it doesn’t. Sometimes if you take a moment to peel back the layers, nothing at all makes sense. Take for example: Turtle Neck Sweaters. On the surface, this makes sense. [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Awesome Group Halloween Costume Ideas

October 4, 2014 // 15 Comments

  Halloween will be here faster than you know it. When most of the staffers at Long Awkward Pause were kids, the vinyl costume ruled the streets. This was the one where the mask was plastic and went around your head with an elastic band. While the costume itself, you stepped into like surgical scrubs, and it tied at the top. Once either the [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Corrupted Coloring Book Art

September 27, 2014 // 53 Comments

   As a child, coloring was always a good time waster. It didn’t matter whether or not you colored in the lines, out of the lines, or  like Robin Thicke, and colored with blurred lines. And half naked dancing girls. And Miley Cyrus, with a foam finger. Taking a poll amongst the staffers of Long Awkward Pause,  the favorite color from [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Pizza! Pizza!

September 13, 2014 // 35 Comments

   There are a list of perfect foods in the world. Everyone’s order of the foods would be different, but we think the list would be fairly similar for everyone. One of the foods in the list would definitely be pizza. And how could it not? It’s almost the perfect food. You could make the crust anything you want, you can put any [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Awkward Kid Photos

September 6, 2014 // 42 Comments

   Ah…. The innocence of youth, and how it’s wasted on the young. Those darling apples of your eyes… Hey…what does that mean anyway? Apples don’t have eyes. Eyes don’t have apples. Oops. Sorry. We digress. Let’s try again. Those darling apples of your eyes…. Listen…seriously…who came up [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Crazy Pop Culture-Inspired Nail Art

August 30, 2014 // 24 Comments

   Nailed it! That’s right…we told a joke that your Great Uncle Herbert or your Dad might tell. It’s not beneath us. We went for the cheap laughs. We will do it again. Hey! No! We do not  feel like we have had enough to drink yet…nor do we feel like we are ruining Little Johnny’s 6th birthday party! Just so you [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny Celebrity Makeover Memes

August 23, 2014 // 12 Comments

   Who doesn’t want to be beautiful? Except Hairless Cats. Instagram is becoming the place for makeup tips and Cleopatra-like beauty transformations. More than 45 million Instagram posts are currently tagged with the word #makeup and/or #makeuptransformation. And what is more empowering than women helping women spend more money at Ulta? [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Help Me Catch The Sun!

August 16, 2014 // 45 Comments

  There is not a whole lot to say about this Saturday’s Six except it made the office crack up. (Well it made Chris crack up…for hours…like a loony. So much so we almost called an ambulance. He is actually still laughing…on the floor…rolling around. ) This guy asked the internet for help in Photoshopping the sun [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Copy’cat’ Modeling Portfolio Pics

August 9, 2014 // 55 Comments

   We, at Long Awkward Pause, have been complaining for years now about Cats taking over the internet. We first noticed the cat infiltration happening as early as 1973. You see, cats are smart. They are not just trying to take over the internet in a single day. Oh no! They have slowly and methodically, kilobyte by kilobyte taking over the [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Bizarre Pregnancy Photos

August 2, 2014 // 54 Comments

   From that first time peeing on the pregnancy test stick to the final pushing of life from the nether regions of your spouse/girlfriend/baby momma, pregnancy is a joyous and hard celebration of our continuing existence of the human race. Much like other milestones in life, pregnancy has it’s traditional rituals. There is the  buying [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Provocative Doodling Pads

July 26, 2014 // 23 Comments

   David Jablow is a multi-media artist who took some suggestive mid-2oth century “doodle pads” and added his own creative flair to them. Remember kiddies, this is back before internet porn. This is what you call: Do-it-yourself-porn. Hopefully you good at drawing…accessories. Below is the doodle we picked to feature on this [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: WTF News Headlines

July 19, 2014 // 36 Comments

  Grandfather had a special way to fold his newspaper when he read it. It was quite the origami master fold. It was so he could read the paper easier and then end with the jumble puzzle as a treat for getting through the boring political sections. For those unfamiliar with newspapers, they are long and wide. *That’s what she said.* [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Strange but Real Driving Laws

July 12, 2014 // 21 Comments

  If you haven’t seen the show, House of Cards, it’s about the corruption and intrigue behind the nation’s capital. Did we mention it stars a friend of ours? *Name drop in 5…4…3….* Kevin Spacey! In the show…between killing drunk Congressmen, back stabbing the President, fighting the Chinese, and some [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Notes

July 5, 2014 // 49 Comments

   Oh, kids… They are the light of your life, the pain in your neck, the meaning of your existence, and the drain on your pocket book. So when one of your little offspring comes waddling up to you in their little feety pajamas with the back butt flap half buttoned and hands you a piece of artwork that they have worked so hard on…your [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny Sexy Mugshot Guy Memes

June 28, 2014 // 51 Comments

  What does it take to get your 15 minutes of fame on the internet? Apparently some baby blue eyes and five counts of weapon possession and one count of gang related activities. Jeremy Meek’s mugshot went viral after the Stockton Police Department released his mugshot on Facebook. Who knew the police department was so into keeping up with [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Animal Photo Bombs

June 14, 2014 // 57 Comments

 ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The world is divided up into two categories: Animal Lovers and Animal Haters. The Animal Lovers enjoy all sorts of living creatures. They like the furry ones. They like the slimy ones. They like them in the yard, they like them in the car. [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: R-Rated Children’s Books?

June 7, 2014 // 32 Comments

  The bed time story… A tradition that is fading fast. Now instead of the bedtime story being read by an ever-tired parent, it’s usually the TV or an iPhone that lulls the child into a deep, deep, slumber. That’s pretty sad. We at Long Awkward Pause are working on an app that will read children’s stories for you, kind of [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Truth In Pinterest Boards

May 31, 2014 // 58 Comments

    Pinterest used to be about knitting, cooking, inspirational quotations, kittens, puppies, weddings, makeup and fashion. That’s when women ruled the Pinterest boards and everything was rainbows and unicorns on rainbows. Men thought Pinterest was stupid and gay… and women and gay people were OK with that. “Let them think [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: The United States of What?

May 24, 2014 // 53 Comments

    It’s no secret that the rest of the world is not all that fond of Americans; it’s somewhat rightly deserved. American’s are proud. We are even proud of things we should not be proud of, like the fact that we are #1 in obesity, or #1 in daytime talk show drivel, or even #1 in bacon memes. But to us, all that matters is that [Click For More]