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Geisha Silver Porn: The Reissue

December 8, 2015 // 16 Comments

The internet. Home to weirdos in search of naked silver geishas. What does that even mean? I’m not sure. I’m just a polite(ish) girl with a clever moniker — Gunmetal Geisha — playing messenger and bringing you the bizarre search terms that lead to my blog, gunmetalgeisha.com. Aside from the garden variety pervy searches, [Click For More]

Goodnight Malaysian Three Seven Zero

April 4, 2014 // 33 Comments

The recent furor over the exact wording of the last broadcast from the tragically lost airliner has us wishing for a touch of moderation from the network reporters feeding off of this story and peace for the families. The words in that last cockpit transmission don’t matter as much as the dignity that “experts” and their [Click For More]

Fun with Acrostics

December 16, 2013 // 23 Comments

Today I will do the unthinkable and solve two problems in one go, both with the use of poetry. Well, acrostic poetry, anyway, which I don’t think counts as poetry but we’ll let it slide like hot butter down a camel’s back (Ooh! Poetic!) First, let’s look at the strife of the humble depressed person. This person is sad, [Click For More]

The dog and the butts – A poem

October 9, 2013 // 14 Comments

Dog Doggy, sittin’ on m’knee, Dog Doggy lookin’ at 3- D pictures up on screen, But Dog Doggy, I’m so mean! I forgot your little glasses, So you can’t see 3D asses, In this porn film so greatly Capturing the moment in 3D! *** Horn Horny under me, Watching porn film in 3D, Thinks I’d like to watch it too, But [Click For More]