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The Incredible Edible Twinkie

August 6, 2013 // 64 Comments

(Read these first two lines in a David Bowie voice, like at the start of the song: Modern Love) I didn’t care that the Twinkie went away. I didn’t care that the Twinkie came back. —– I’m not oppose to the Twinkie, although I think Peanut Butter Crunch Bars are much, much better. In the movie Zombieland, Woody [Click For More]

Topic Number Uno: Twinkies

August 1, 2013 // 25 Comments

Welcome fellow Lappers! Gheesh! That doesn’t sound right. Some other blogs have cute nicknames for their readers, so…you know…we thought we would do the same…but nothing is really working. Some examples: 1) Awkwardphites 2) Lap Dancers 3) The ‘Ward 4) Long Awkward Pause Readers Never mind, forget all that and welcome. [Click For More]

Reported Member of LAP in Rehab

July 29, 2013 // 35 Comments

This was reported by, a rumor blog. Although it is ugly and untrue, we at Long Awkward Pause have decided to reprint the article in a stance of solidarity and empowerment…that and we are pretty sure you are sick of the reblogs. LAP would also like to release this statement: The article below is false and untrue. The members of LAP [Click For More]