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Die Cellulite, Die

April 9, 2015 // 7 Comments

Cellulite, wherefore art thou? And by “wherefore” I definitely mean “why,” not the commonly mistaken “where,” especially because no one has trouble locating this enemy of our ass, ever. So tell me, cellulite, why? We eat right, we exercise, we have decent genes, yet there you are, the dreaded “surface of [Click For More]

The dog and the butts – A poem

October 9, 2013 // 14 Comments

Dog Doggy, sittin’ on m’knee, Dog Doggy lookin’ at 3- D pictures up on screen, But Dog Doggy, I’m so mean! I forgot your little glasses, So you can’t see 3D asses, In this porn film so greatly Capturing the moment in 3D! *** Horn Horny under me, Watching porn film in 3D, Thinks I’d like to watch it too, But [Click For More]