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Wrong Hands Comic: Bump On A Log

May 28, 2014 // 7 Comments

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Rewriting the Bible for the 21st Century

January 10, 2014 // 43 Comments

Step aside first century. The New Testament may soon be referred to as The Old New Testament. That’s because one the most widely distributed books in the world is finally getting a makeover. For decades, religious leaders have watched the steady decline in church attendance, as well as fewer ticket sales to such fun stand-by’s as church [Click For More]

Anatomy Of A Picture Prompt

October 10, 2013 // 25 Comments

The Picture Prompt. A staple of bloggers everywhere. For non-bloggers the concept is easy: Take a picture, any picture, of anything.  Write about it. Types of Picture Prompts you could write: A Story An Epic Poem Like The Illad A Hundred Word Story A Song An Essay A Novella A List Side Note: I don’t understand the hundred word story. Is it [Click For More]

Contest! Win A Long Awkward Pause Writer For A Week!

August 26, 2013 // 46 Comments

Announcing the Long Awkward Pause 2013 Contest! Win A Long Awkward Pause Writer For A Week! That’s right! Announcing the first Long Awkward Pause Contest where you could win a staff writer living with you for one whole week! Choose from Justin, Rants, Monk Monkey, Chris, Mike, Chowderhead, Owamwarisan, or Cordelia. If you win some of [Click For More]