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Twinkie The Kid Starts A Comeback

August 2, 2013 // 44 Comments

When you leave the academy, they say that you’re ready. That is mostly true. And then you find one of your childhood icons passed out in an alley and you realize there’s no such thing as ready. I was working the west side, overnight shift. Something caught my eye. Were those legs and cowboy boots sticking out from behind that [Click For More]

Topic Number Uno: Twinkies

August 1, 2013 // 25 Comments

Welcome fellow Lappers! Gheesh! That doesn’t sound right. Some other blogs have cute nicknames for their readers, so…you know…we thought we would do the same…but nothing is really working. Some examples: 1) Awkwardphites 2) Lap Dancers 3) The ‘Ward 4) Long Awkward Pause Readers Never mind, forget all that and welcome. [Click For More]

Reported Member of LAP in Rehab

July 29, 2013 // 35 Comments

This was reported by, a rumor blog. Although it is ugly and untrue, we at Long Awkward Pause have decided to reprint the article in a stance of solidarity and empowerment…that and we are pretty sure you are sick of the reblogs. LAP would also like to release this statement: The article below is false and untrue. The members of LAP [Click For More]