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Issue #2 December 2013

Publicity Stunt

December 27, 2013 // 0 Comments

Originally posted on Breezy Books:
Christopher De Voss. Nice guy who writes some pretty cool stories and makes me laugh with his blog. I’m a fan since June of 2012. Are you wondering why I’m mentioning him, when I’m supposed to be yammering about Adam [Click For More]

Fun with Acrostics

December 16, 2013 // 23 Comments

Today I will do the unthinkable and solve two problems in one go, both with the use of poetry. Well, acrostic poetry, anyway, which I don’t think counts as poetry but we’ll let it slide like hot butter down a camel’s back (Ooh! Poetic!) First, let’s look at the strife of the humble depressed person. This person is sad, [Click For More]

Captcha-Cracking for Dummies

December 13, 2013 // 30 Comments

The topic of Internet Security is hotter than a pancake these days.  Hacker outbreaks are occurring now on almost a weekly basis, and every time it happens, everybody scrambles around changing all of their personal passwords from ‘password’ to ‘123456’.  Smooth move. Unfortunately, many online hosting sites feel very differently about [Click For More]

Holiday Movie Previews

December 9, 2013 // 16 Comments

As the holiday season begins its downward spiral into an orgy of spending, gluttony and passive-aggressive behavior toward family members, Tinseltown delivers a selection of films, all opening on Christmas day, guaranteed to delight and entertain the whole family. First up, it’s time to hitch up the wagons and travel back to 1846 with [Click For More]

What Really Sandpapers My Balls – 2nd Ed.

December 6, 2013 // 36 Comments

I’m certain you are all waiting in breathless anticipation for some Ranty® screed about Thanksgiving that will shame, highlight or compliment the other great writers here on LAP. Sorry – you’re not getting that. Overall, Thanksgiving is only slightly notched below the 4th of July for my personal favorite holiday. Besides, Howard made sure [Click For More]

A Christmas Story: Revenge of the Bumpus Hounds

December 2, 2013 // 26 Comments

This year celebrates 30 years of the former cult, now classic, holiday movie — A Christmas Story. This is a movie that’s on everyone’s must-watch list for the holidays. It’s been part of my family’s Christmas tradition for three decades and it never grows old. A story of a boy from Cleveland growing up in the [Click For More]