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Issue #19 May 2015

2015 Advice To Graduates

May 27, 2015 // 24 Comments

Howard the manager got a request for a graduation speaker.  I was not his first choice to fill the ticket.  Actually I think he tried to get a guest blogger when the rest of the staff were busy, but the email found my inbox.  He cautioned me about not making a scene or something like that, with words about student protests and such.  Anyway, I [Click For More]

This Week On Earth: May 17th – May 23rd 2015

May 23, 2015 // 5 Comments

Hello Saturday! Let’s take a look back at what was notable in news, internet, and other shenanigans for the week of: May 17th – May 23rd 2015   This Is One Way To Make Baseball More Interesting Hey People! Cameras are everywhere! Everywhere! When are you going to realize this? Now we know Baseball is boring…we get it. [Click For More]

Read This Before You Lick Your Keyboard

May 18, 2015 // 35 Comments

Fun quiz here, people: one of the most germ-ridden areas of your house is: The toilet Your butthole The TV remote Your keyboard   If you answered A or C, you’re close. If you answered B, you didn’t read the question, unless you happen to live up your own ass. I understand this happens to some people from the neck up, but I [Click For More]

This Week On Earth: May 10th – May 16th 2015

May 16, 2015 // 2 Comments

Hello Saturday! Let’s take a look back at what was notable in news, internet, and other shenanigans for the week of: May 10th – May 16th 2015   Puff, Puff…Can’t Pass…I’m On Satellite If you are on South African television having a debate about the legalization of marijuana, and the opposing side is nipping [Click For More]

This Week On Earth: May 3rd – May 9th 2015

May 9, 2015 // 4 Comments

Hello Saturday! Let’s take a look back at what was notable in news, internet, and other shenanigans for the week of:  May 3rd – May 9th 2015   This Is What Happens When You Forget To Put Extra Ketchup In The To Go Bag A crazed (and probably hopped up on the drugs) man enters a restaurant and completely trashes the place. We are [Click For More]

This Week On Earth: April 26th – May 2nd 2015

May 2, 2015 // 16 Comments

Hello Saturday! Let’s take a look back at what was notable in news, internet, and other shenanigans for the week of: April 26th – May 2nd 2015 Burning Down The House At the top of the list is the Baltimore Riots. What better way to show injustice over police violence then to violently destroy your city so more police can be present. [Click For More]

Alcoholic Abominations

May 1, 2015 // 19 Comments

In mid-March I had an experience with alcohol that was so incredibly awful it bordered on laughable.  The best way I can describe it is that it was “an alcoholic abomination.”   Not that kind of abomination.  And it wasn’t the green beer, either – it was worse. I had Mangria. At quick glance, I thought it said “Mangina,” [Click For More]