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Should Ninjas Wear Fedoras?

May 16, 2014 // 24 Comments

Here at LAP, we like to consider ourselves good law-abiding citizens. Unless, of course, we are actually out having fun and not abiding by the law. All that aside, we have been intently following the story of recent mansion robberies in Southwest Florida. Not tensions in the Middle East or the deterioration of Social Security, but a bunch of [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny and Creative Business Card Designs

May 10, 2014 // 31 Comments

    You know what you hardly see anymore nowadays?  Those fishbowl things at the local restaurant that you drop your business card into and win a burrito or free gelato for a week. You know why? Because everyone’s information is online, which means people don’t need to carry business cards anymore. And do you know what has [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Weird Pictures

May 3, 2014 // 68 Comments

A parable: Once upon a time there lived a Fox. A very well spoken, very educated Fox. A Fox that enjoyed the finer things in life, like expensive wine, fast cars, barbecued turkey legs, and the opera. One day as the Fox was leaving for work in his 2014 Maserati Granturismo, he noticed that his neighbor, Black Bear was sitting on his porch step [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Making Tough Brand Choices

April 26, 2014 // 47 Comments

We like choices. However, choices sometimes divide us as a nation, a culture, and a people. That can be good or that can be very, very  bad.  But that’s ok, as long as we keep it friendly, right? There is no reason that Ford people can’t get along with Chevy people right? Think about it…essentially when it comes down  to the [Click For More]

Talking in Circles with Circle Talkers

April 23, 2014 // 79 Comments

What’s up? It’s an easy question that should illicit a straightforward and immediate reply. In fact, “not much” would be adequate enough, because that would mean that the conversation is now over and we can all move on with our lives with a sense of closure in regard to the initial inquiry into your present state of affairs. Most normal [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny Pickup Line Memes

April 19, 2014 // 30 Comments

How to pick up woman throughout the ages: A brief look: (For the sake of one single solitary joke) Caveman: With A Club 1970s: At A Club Today, online is the place to meet people, which is good and fine, but loses the art of the pickup line. That is a shame, because men have been working on the pickup line ever since they realized that their [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: The Truth Behind Job Titles

April 12, 2014 // 35 Comments

  So… You are sitting there in your cubicle, and John the Vice President of Social Advertising Media and Sales has walked by you five times now. The last time he walked by, he was wiping jelly doughnut from his tie with a single square of toilet paper. He now sits in his glass walled private office, which you can also see clearly from your [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Hilarious Quotes by Famous Comedians

April 5, 2014 // 51 Comments

What makes you laugh? Besides internet cat videos? Besides farts? Besides someone with a heavy German accent pronouncing the phrase, “I would like to butter your biscuit.” What makes you roll on the floor laughing? Or ROTFLs? Maybe pajamas with the butt flap open? Or PJsWTBFOs? Maybe old ladies eating corn on the cob? Or OLECOTCs? [Click For More]

LAP Featured on WordPress News

April 1, 2014 // 10 Comments

In case you missed it: For the first time ever, this is not a spoof news announcement: The entire LAP cast was featured on WordPress News, so please join us for an insightful interview into the underworkings and underwears of of this marvelously disorganized humor mag of sorts! CLICK HERE to read the full interview We will also be offering a [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Graffiti-Enhanced Street Signs

March 29, 2014 // 55 Comments

6:30 am: Wake up 6:31 am: Go back to bed 6:35 am: Wake up again 6:50 am: Get out of bed. You’re late! 6:52 am: Sit on the toilet 6:55 am: Get in the shower 7:00 am: Brush your teeth 7:02 am: Comb your hair 7:03 am: Get dressed 7:05 am: Eat a yogurt 7:09 am: Stuck in traffic 7:11 am: Realize everyday it’s the same old thing… [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny Random Thought Memes

March 22, 2014 // 28 Comments

    The fine folks at Useless And Sad bring us this week’s Saturday Six with their thought provoking Jack Handy-ish placards.  Speaking of Jack Handy…what ever happened to him? He ruled the esoterical humor scene forever, and then one day… Poof!  He vanished to some mysterious voice-over land where only Gnomes, Pee Wee [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Inventing Holidays

March 15, 2014 // 34 Comments

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ It’s nice to know that in-between the big stressful holidays like Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Arbor Day, and Thanksgiving…somewhere, someone is coming up with fun, easy, inexpensive holidays. One’s that Hallmark can’t [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: FML

March 8, 2014 // 33 Comments

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Today my dog threw up in my shoe and my wife decided that she wanted to become a man, so she tried on my shoes and stepped in the dog vomit. Then she got mad at me because she hates the dog for it’s views on Socialist Government. [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Pixar’s Take On R – Rated Movies

March 1, 2014 // 46 Comments

There is this guy named Josh Cooley who works for a really cool company called Pixar Animation.  They make award winning, multi-million dollar grossing animated features about finding lost fish,  toys coming to life,  talking cars, a little robot that finds love while collecting trash, which has turned Pixar into one of the most successful film [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Truth In Slogans

February 22, 2014 // 42 Comments

There are some iconic logos out there in the corporate world.  Probably the most famous is McDonald’s. Whenever you see the golden arches, you immediately associate it with things like hamburgers, french fries, milkshakes, chicken nuggets, Ronald McDonald, and diarrhea. When your sitting on a mountain  and your butt becomes a fountain  [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Dear…Sincerely

February 15, 2014 // 70 Comments

Before the internet, the age of stationery ruled. *Cue nerd in a Game of Thrones costume: “AND it was a GLORIOUS age!”* What is stationery you ask? Well, in the olden days (we’re talking like, sometime between when Jesus walked the Earth and 1983) most people relied on Number 2 pencils and neatly cut squares of paper called [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny Pie Charts

February 8, 2014 // 48 Comments

What’s better than pie charts? Pie, of course! Once upon a time at the LAP Thanksgiving dinner there was, or what we thought was,  a big, beautiful pumpkin pie.  Our taste were set and waiting to taste that delicious pumpkin pie. We waited. And waited. And sat through football… And sat through dinner… And sat through [Click For More]

The Saturday Six: Funny Text Messages

February 1, 2014 // 29 Comments

Good morning, sleepy-faces!  Here’s a funny Saturday Six for ya.  Now go grab yourself a coffee. Happy Saturday! ________________________________________________________________________________ 1.)  I Don’t Believe You Show me again. 2.)  Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Try to limit your daily cell phone usage to minimize the [Click For More]

The 12 Most Commonly Misinterpreted Road Signs

January 31, 2014 // 63 Comments

Road Signs can be tricky when passing at a high rate of speed.  Coffee and cell phone distractions don’t help either.  Here’s a handy guide to help avoid any confusion the next time you’re encountered with any of the following road or walking signs. 1.)  DESIGNATED STUNT-BIKING AREA Remember to wear a safety helmet where boobs [Click For More]