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An Unacceptable Amount of Mayonnaise – A Letter To Jimmy Johns

September 2, 2014 // 37 Comments

Dear Mr. James of the Family John, I’ll drop the formalities, Jimmy John; I’m going to be frank. Yesterday I thought I ordered a sandwich, but upon unwrapping the culinary atrocity you’d delivered I found nothing except disappointment and confusion—much like a child tearing open a birthday present only to find this year’s [Click For More]

Coffee Addicts Anonymous

September 1, 2013 // 312 Comments

“My name is Justin.” “Hello, Justin.” “And I’m addicted to coffee. “I’m not-uh, not totally sure how this works; this is my first night. Do I just? Okay, I’ll just start then. “I had my first sip when I was thirteen. You know how you do. Just a half a cup, no more. Home sick from school, parents leave for work and [Click For More]