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Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of rodents predicting the weather and Peyton Manning memes that is the webs of the net.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, please fix that.

Until then, here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity from some of our staff in one leisurely downwards scroll. Enjoy!


Katie Hoffman

Follow – @bykatiehoffman


katie candy crush



katie nutrigrain



katie trump yell



katie printers



Ned Hickson

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ned bachelor



ned star segal




Follow – @Brain_Rants


brainrants man buns



List of X

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list of x phil election



Christopher DeVoss

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chris groundhog



chris kid joke



chris blueberry



chris ikea



chris pizza lottery



Joe Jewett

Follow – @joejewett



joe taco bell



joe tebow sing



joe trump lost




Jaclyn Ashley

Follow – @JaclynAshley79


jaclyn millenial



jaclyn born a cali girl



jaclyn rom com chick



jaclyn bon qui





Follow – @Blogdramedy


blogdramedy old



Gunmetal Geisha

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gunmetal blocked



Jack DeVoss

Follow – @Holdensolo


jack groundhog's day



jack pink kasich


jack giant rats



jack coin flip



jack go daddy



jack video games



jack fruit ninja smack talk



jack in my pants




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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

8 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 18

  1. Rants, you have upped your twitter game!

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  2. The secret to Gwen Stefani’s youth is that she has Dick Clark’s body and slices off little pieces to eat. I suppose that will make the Taco Bell mystery food uneventful.

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  3. Nice to see the Canadian groundhog was included.

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  4. Epic post…I think i introduced the terms moobs and meggings to BR…man buns is not so surprising. What will the mysrery Taco Bell thing be?

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