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SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 18

Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of rodents predicting the weather and Peyton Manning memes that is the webs of the net.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, please fix that.

Until then, here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity from some of our staff in one leisurely downwards scroll. Enjoy!

 

Katie Hoffman

Follow – @bykatiehoffman

 

katie candy crush

 

 

katie nutrigrain

 

 

katie trump yell

 

 

katie printers

 

 

Ned Hickson

Follow – @NedHickson

 

ned bachelor

 

 

ned star segal

 

 

Brainrants

Follow – @Brain_Rants

 

brainrants man buns

 

 

List of X

Follow – @ListofX

 

list of x phil election

 

 

Christopher DeVoss

Follow – @chrisdevoss

 

chris groundhog

 

 

chris kid joke

 

 

chris blueberry

 

 

chris ikea

 

 

chris pizza lottery

 

 

Joe Jewett

Follow – @joejewett

 

 

joe taco bell

 

 

joe tebow sing

 

 

joe trump lost

 

 

 

Jaclyn Ashley

Follow – @JaclynAshley79

 

jaclyn millenial

 

 

jaclyn born a cali girl

 

 

jaclyn rom com chick

 

 

jaclyn bon qui

 

 

 

Blogdramedy

Follow – @Blogdramedy

 

blogdramedy old

 

 

Gunmetal Geisha

Follow – @GunmetalGeisha

 

gunmetal blocked

 

 

Jack DeVoss

Follow – @Holdensolo

 

jack groundhog's day

 

 

jack pink kasich

 

jack giant rats

 

 

jack coin flip

 

 

jack go daddy

 

 

jack video games

 

 

jack fruit ninja smack talk

 

 

jack in my pants

 


 

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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

8 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 18

  1. Rants, you have upped your twitter game!

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  2. The secret to Gwen Stefani’s youth is that she has Dick Clark’s body and slices off little pieces to eat. I suppose that will make the Taco Bell mystery food uneventful.

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  3. Nice to see the Canadian groundhog was included.

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  4. Epic post…I think i introduced the terms moobs and meggings to BR…man buns is not so surprising. What will the mysrery Taco Bell thing be?

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