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Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Twitter wars and life hack memes that is the world web net surfing thing.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, please fix that.

Until then, here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity from some of our staff in one leisurely downwards scroll. Enjoy!






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blogdramedy deliver



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Ned Hickson


ned be like ned



ned swish



ned bacon teeth




Jaclyn Ashley


jaclyn monday cop



jaclyn tinder friends



jaclyn la skinny parking



jaclyn 80s girl




Katie Hoffman


katie dvd menu



katie keyboard class


katie aim names



katie back to work



katie beanie



Joe Jewett


joe be like joe



joe lizard 3



joe carson price is right




Jack DeVoss


jack be like jack



jack milita finale



jack dice



jack sweatpants



jack star spoiler


Christopher De Voss





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brainrants beer shovel







BD Final Author Box

Ned Final Author Box

Jaclyn Final Author Box

Katie Final Author Box

Joe Final Author Box

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Chris Final Author Box

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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.


  1. I’ll say this: The LAP group is the Legion of Doom of the blogosphere…. Which is a good thing.

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  2. I can’t believe I generated two whole tweets (shut up Katie and Jaclyn). I’m dragging myself by my pinkies toward the Big Time here, people.

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