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Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Oscar Boycotts and “Be like Bill” memes that is the wide world of webs.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, please fix that.

Until then, here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity from some of our staff in one leisurely downwards scroll. Enjoy!






Ned Hickson

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ned frey


ned perot


ned more bacon


ned trump palin



Jaclyn Ashley

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jaclyn elton john


jaclyn laundry mat



Joe Jewett

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joe carson frey



joe bifocals



Katie Hoffman

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katie milkshakes



katie notifications



katie bed



katie knuckles




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Jack DeVoss

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jack hogGWARts


jack rock ridge



jack animal



jack iron man diaper



jack sting gabriel




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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.


  1. There is so much awesome here. Now I must go download some Gwar.

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  2. I’m thinking about stocking up on those Marvel diapers so that I’ll have them when I need them later.

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  3. It’s official. When I don’t have a working Internet connection, I’m not funny.
    I must be a plug & play kind of girl.
    Thankfully, the rest of the LAP squad tackles the funny for you. *grin*

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