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SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 15

Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of gluten free recipes and armed militia memes that is the world wide Kardashian net.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, you should…

Here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity from some of our staff in one leisurely downwards scroll. Enjoy!

 

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Ned Hickson

 

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ned pjs

 

 

ned pop tart

 

 

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ned gym video

 

 

 Jaclyn Ashley

 

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Katie Hoffman

 

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katie famous nervous

 

 

katie impale

 

 

katie swoon

 

 

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Joe Jewett

 

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joe gaga

 

 

joe atm

 

 

Jack DeVoss

 

jack bowie and reed

 

 

jack mozzarella

 

 

jack davids keiths

 

 

jack capital

 

 

jack teleport

Christopher De Voss

 

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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

5 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 15

  1. Finally, bacon maple pop tarts are a thing. What a time to live.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Oh, and a taco cleanse will work, but you have to use habanero sauce on no fewer than twelve tacos. Not that I’d personally know…

    Liked by 2 people

  3. I think State Farm agents learned to teleport so that they could reject your claims just seconds after the accident.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Oh Mick Jagger….you silly cod!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. I’m afraid to even DO a 69 at this point…

    Liked by 1 person

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