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SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 14

Posted on January 9, 2016 by Jack DeVoss in Blogdramedy, BrainRants, Christopher De Voss, Humor, Issue #27 January 2016, Jack De Voss, Jaclyn Ashley, Joe Jewett, Katie Hoffman, List Of X, Ned Hickson, Social Saturday, The Saturday Six // 6 Comments

Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of cat videos and Nicolas Cage memes that is the world wide interwoven web (while you’re out living a real life and having a real job).

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever on their comedy gold postings…and if you’re not, you should…

Here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity in one leisurely scroll downwards. Enjoy!

Ned Hickson

Katie Hoffman

List of X

Jaclyn Ashley

Christopher De Voss

Joe Jewett

Brainrants

Blogdramedy

Jack DeVoss

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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)

Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

5 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 14

BrainRants // January 9, 2016 at 7:17 am //

Donald Trump detonated a bomb? I hope R2D2 wasn’t on the Enterprise when that happened…

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Blogdramedy // January 9, 2016 at 7:36 am //

We sure are a social bunch. I hope we all wash our hands on a regular basis.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 9, 2016 at 10:29 am //
  
  I know I do….in a Jack Nicholson Good As It Gets kind of way.
  
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- Jack DeVoss // January 9, 2016 at 12:12 pm //
  
  Be sure to attend the LAP staff vaccination day next week, After we get our shots, there’s a 1950’s “Social Disease” short film marathon. Free bourbon and Chips Ahoy after the 12th film. Don’t make me declare it mandatory.
  
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  - Christopher De Voss // January 9, 2016 at 7:15 pm //
    
    I got really excited for a minute because I read Social Distortion instead of Social Disease…
    
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