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Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, Snapchatting, or Emailing while you’re out living a real life and having a real job.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever it is now anyway…and if you’re not, you should…but here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity in one mighty scroll downwards.





blogdramedy bass


blogdramedy skimpy


blogdramedy country



Ned Hickson


ned cat



Katie Hoffman


katie nap


katie lol


katie pose


katie work out


katie mistake



List of X


list of x war on xmas


list of x resolutions



Jaclyn Ashley


jaclyn diesel


jaclyn eggs


jaclyn drinks



Joe Jewett


joe parking


joe long story


joe laverne


joe mr joe


joe perfume


joe lookalike

Christopher De Voss



Jack DeVoss


jack lookalike


jack fitbit


jack cookies


jack cards


jack date 5 to 6


jack bisquick


jack star daddy






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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.


  1. Celeb look-alike app Try #1: Dave Draiman. Win!
    Try #2, diff pic: Sam Elliott. More win.
    Keeping the beard.

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  2. I need to hang out with Katie. *grin*

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