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There may have been a tiny little bit of Star Wars talk from the Long Awkward Pause staff this past week….

We’ll start off with a few of the many examples of the Force strong within our staffers and then jump back into the non Star Wars related tweeting fodder they normally scream into the void. Not that that’s important right now. STAR WARS!!!


Light Side vs. Dark Side


ned pez


katie kylo ren


jack i am your father


jaclyn stop star wars


joe star wars grrr


jaclyn seats



surrender to the force




Gunmetal Geisha


gunmetal physical




Joe Jewett


joe scott


joe check


joe dew


joe muffins


joe rhonda



Katie Hoffman


katie business and food


katie hair wave


katie holiday season


katie tarantino


katie train mom



Jaclyn Ashley


jaclyn adele hello


jaclyn crack


jaclyn uncle jesse

uncle jesse



Jack DeVoss


jack shop cop



jack norad



jack concussion



jack yosemite







Ned Final Author Box

Jaclyn Final Author Box

GG final author box

Joe Final Author Box

Katie Final Author Box

Jack Final author box



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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

2 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS Volume Eleven

  1. Star Wars. Ok, there, I said it.

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  2. Our lunch table convo on Thursday…SMA = Selfish Mom/Auntie

    SMA: I told the kids I’d take them to Star Wars this Saturday. They were sooo excited.
    Me: Nice! So you bought the tickets and all?
    SMA: No. We’ll be fine.
    Me: Umm…do you know someone with extra tickets? People have been buying tickets for weeks.
    SMA: They’ll have tickets. It’ll be fine.
    Me: What if the theaters are sold out?
    SMA: I’ll just take them to something else.
    SWIM: Selfish mom..selfish auntie.
    Me: I hope they don’t stab you while you sleep.

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