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SOCIAL SATURDAYS Volume Eleven

Posted on December 19, 2015 by Jack DeVoss in Gunmetal Geisha, Humor, Issue #26 December 2015, Jack De Voss, Jaclyn Ashley, Joe Jewett, Katie Hoffman, Ned Hickson, Social Saturday, The Saturday Six // 2 Comments

 

There may have been a tiny little bit of Star Wars talk from the Long Awkward Pause staff this past week….

We’ll start off with a few of the many examples of the Force strong within our staffers and then jump back into the non Star Wars related tweeting fodder they normally scream into the void. Not that that’s important right now. STAR WARS!!!

 

Light Side vs. Dark Side

 

ned pez

 

katie kylo ren

 

jack i am your father

 

jaclyn stop star wars

 

joe star wars grrr

 

jaclyn seats

 

 

surrender to the force

 

 

 

Gunmetal Geisha

 

gunmetal physical

 

 

 

Joe Jewett

 

joe scott

 

joe check

 

joe dew

 

joe muffins

 

joe rhonda

 

 

Katie Hoffman

 

katie business and food

 

katie hair wave

 

katie holiday season

 

katie tarantino

 

katie train mom

 

 

Jaclyn Ashley

 

jaclyn adele hello

 

jaclyn crack

 

jaclyn uncle jesse

uncle jesse

 

 

Jack DeVoss

 

jack shop cop

 

 

jack norad

 

 

jack concussion

 

 

jack yosemite

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ned Final Author Box

Jaclyn Final Author Box

GG final author box

Joe Final Author Box

Katie Final Author Box

Jack Final author box

 

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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

2 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS Volume Eleven

  1. BrainRants // December 19, 2015 at 6:56 am //

    Star Wars. Ok, there, I said it.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 1jaded1 // December 19, 2015 at 9:02 am //

    Our lunch table convo on Thursday…SMA = Selfish Mom/Auntie

    SMA: I told the kids I’d take them to Star Wars this Saturday. They were sooo excited.
    Me: Nice! So you bought the tickets and all?
    SMA: No. We’ll be fine.
    Me: Umm…do you know someone with extra tickets? People have been buying tickets for weeks.
    SMA: They’ll have tickets. It’ll be fine.
    Me: What if the theaters are sold out?
    SMA: I’ll just take them to something else.
    SWIM: Selfish mom..selfish auntie.
    Me: I hope they don’t stab you while you sleep.

    Liked by 3 people

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