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SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME TEN

 

Just like our staff; the internet is open 24/7 and Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, Snapchatting, or Emailing during those long lonely hours.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever it is now anyway…and if you’re not, you should…but here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity in one neatly, double spaced, Bold Roman fonted page.

 

Katie Hoffman

 

katie dylan

 

katie apple

 

katie sale

 

katie sneeze

 

 

Brainrants

 

brainrants beer

 

 

Jaclyn Ashley

 

jaclyn bewitched

 

jaclyn playboy

 

 

Joe Jewett

 

joe hummus final

 

 

Ned Hickson

ned star wars

 

ned book

 

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Gunmetal Geisha

 

gunmetal wine

 

gunmetal seeds

 

gunmetal media users

 

gunmetal cowlick

 

 

Jack DeVoss

 

 

jack coolidge

 

 

jack robert loggia - Copy

 

 

jack log - Copy

 

 

 

Katie Final Author Box

BrainRants author box new

Jaclyn Final Author Box

Joe Final Author Box

Ned Final Author Box

GG final author box

Jack Final author box

 


 

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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.

3 Comments on SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME TEN

  1. Yay! Brainrants is on social media! Yay Cold Beer! (Not necessarily in that order)

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  2. Beer. Orange juice. Hummus. Wine.
    And Dylan McDermatitis will forever be the whacked husband from Season 1 of American Horror Strory. Because dead ghost sex.

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  3. That wine bar has me salivating.

    That commercial was so random and funny.

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