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Geisha Silver Porn: The Reissue

The internet. Home to weirdos in search of naked silver geishas.

What does that even mean?

I’m not sure. I’m just a polite(ish) girl with a clever moniker — Gunmetal Geisha — playing messenger and bringing you the bizarre search terms that lead to my blog, gunmetalgeisha.com.

Aside from the garden variety pervy searches, and an international array of active masturbators seeking to stumble on unclothed geishas doing vile things, the terms can be as baffling as an avant-garde poem.

So I put together just that — avant-garde verse using exclusively the search terms reported on my stats — after discovering the words of the curious and the perverted meld into strange poetry.

Each line is a separate web search that I simply selected and shuffled. I also fixed typos and misspellings, and added a couple of commas.

Other than that, every line is faithful to its original content and “poetic” incoherence.

And let’s be real, there’s no poetic conceit like the well-intended inquiry coupled with sub-humanity’s porn preferences.

Finally, the poetry of perverts & company:

geisha

Geisha Silver Porn

saucy heroine
who said dreaming is for suckers
bejeweled we meet, on me you see what I mean
oops boobs on a street

can we say gunmetal’s a mixture
philosophical drunks
premium geisha porn
indulgent predilections

gunmetal, magical properties
fairies and time travel
zen letter closings
call me ma’am when you f*** me

gentleman callers
how to melt gunmetal
she wants an alpha male
inspired lust wank nature trail story

does Antarctica have hot girls
thin girls dancing in bikini
geisha dance steps
girl, hot sex, Antarctic

miss you nipple
boob headlock
life preserver
I’ve always wanted to see a real geisha and it happened today

can guacamole make you blind if got in the eye
I want to be an itinerant
gunmetal stick
why do enlightenment thinkers wear tights

5 am love note
darling u r dynamite…sentence in different designs
Hollywood heroine peeing on the road
how long does the geisha sex pill last

I love you too much, that’s why I spied on you
I love u geisha
can I use bread to eat geisha
my friends say I’m malnourished

lovable matter, sentence of granny
avoid self exhibitionism
claustrophobic subway
barfly lips

skinny teen felt up
martian porn
two girls and one Eurail pass
girls dance around the fire and then f***ing

geisha silver porn
how many hours has it been since April 11, 2014 5:34
never give up someone like this message
beautiful, thank you for taking us along on your trip.

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16 Comments on Geisha Silver Porn: The Reissue

  1. People use the oddest terms to search. Very poetic.

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  2. I read the line, ‘barfly lips,’ as ‘barfy lips.’ Not sure which is worse.

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  3. “heroine peeing on the sand?”
    We won’t be going to the beach together, I’ll tell you that.

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  4. You know the internet has made you jaded when you write off all the kinky sex searches as totally predictable and mundane, but wonder about the person for whom being potentially blinded by avocado dip is a genuine concern.

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  5. Marvelous! That’s a great response to the bizarrity of this piece of e-world. I love the one-line joke-pun of “Does Antarctica have hot girls”, the imagery of “barfly lips”, and if I were a musician I’d name my band “boob headlock”.
    Great post.

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  6. I used to get a lot of people coming to my site by way of “Korean Hermaphrodites.” That craze seems to have recently died off, though.

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  7. The porn here is very disappointing.

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