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It’s a double issue of Social Saturdays! We took the Thanksgiving holiday off here at Long Awkward Pause, but social media never sleeps and our writers didn’t stop posting, tweeting, or snapchatting – even with two hands in the mashed potatoes and a mouth full of turkey. You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever it is now anyway…and if you’re not, you’ll always be able to catch up on the best ofs right here.

Here are a few of the gems they posted over the past two weeks!



Joe Jewett


joe trees


joe stolen car


joe star wars name


joe packing



Ned Hickson


ned frozen food 2


ned chewy


ned boots


Jaclyn Ashley


jaclyn say what


jaclyn sister


jaclyn offense



Katie Hoffman


katie pants


katie cart


katie cyber


katie trophies



Jack DeVoss


jack deaf


jack suncatcher


jack lacrosse


jack spock


jack scarecrow





blogd husband



blogd pounds



blogd felt




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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.


  1. I need a class in spontaneous humor so I can be here too. That, and Twitter For Dummies.

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  2. I can teach you the ways of the spontaneous dummy force…

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  3. We are funny. And weird. Is it weird that I’m digging the weird?


  4. Whoo hoo…Lacrosse is the best sport after hockey and just ahead of futbol. Your daughter is young…she will learn. That Christmas trees look like a turd, unless it’s a casualty of being on the shelf one too many years.


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