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It’s time for another installment of:

Social Saturdays!

Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, Snapchatting, or Emailing lately. Hell, I think one of us is still on Friendster.

You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever it is now anyway…and if you’re not, you should…but here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity in one neatly, double spaced, Bold Roman fonted page.


Jaclyn Ashley

jaclyn guys getting some



Ned Hickson

ned muffin



ned frozen



ned desk



Katie Hoffman

katie map



katie telemarketers




blogdrama bahamas



Joe Jewett

joe rocky



Jack DeVoss

jack peeves



jack mens day


Christopher De Voss


Chris is attending MegaCon Fan Days Orlando for LAP, today and tomorrow. You can check out his Twitter or Instagram for updates, convention wifi permitting. If the wifi goes to crap…which it will…there is an article forth coming.


*update* pictures are up now!




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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.


  1. I must therefore always be getting some action since my phone is always off. #don’tevencallmeyoumotherfucker

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  2. Katie’s quote about the checkout is so true. The same could be said about driving in the first snow of the season. Experienced drivers turn into 16 year old kids…

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  3. Still waiting for someone who knows how to stir and/or shake a 007-worthy martini. *hopeful face*


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