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Welcome to another installment of:

Social Saturdays!

This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, or Emailing lately. But not Google+ …because Google+ is like a Scooby Doo ghost town. Even our crazies don’t go there anymore.

You are probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever it is now anyway…and if you’re not, you should…but here is one handy dandy place to find a week’s worth of stupidity in one neatly, double spaced, Bold Roman fonted page.


Jaclyn Ashley:

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Joe Jewett:


joe pizza hut


joe trump time


Katie Hoffman:


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Jack DeVoss:


jack ninja


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Ned Hickson:

Ned has been killing it (and himself we fear) as he is one of the top nominees on The Public Blogger A Star is Born end of the year awards. Please visit the page to get the details. The next round is on November 15th. They are usually general public voting, so a vote for Ned is a vote for…well Ned. Let’s keep him on top! (of the standings list you sick-o!)



ned hickson



List of X and Jack were also this week live tweeting the most recent Republican Presidential debate:


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list of x 2


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About Jack DeVoss (77 Articles)
Jackson Holden Solo DeVoss learned how to write poems from an old blind man he met while incarcerated in a Madagascan prison for crime he did not commit. After serving three long hard years, Solo was finally paroled when a wealthly lady friend paid the ransom for his release. Solo then traveled to a Shaolin monastery located high in the mountains of Myanmar; where he learned the mastery of many mystical and ancient arts from the Head Abbot, a crippled monk named Brother Lars who quoted Oscar Wilde too often. Two years later, Brother Lars and most of the other monks were killed - during an attack that was carried out under the cover of a horrendous snowstorm by ninja assassins of the Dark Hand Cult. Solo and a few others escaped, but the monastery was burnt to the ground. After slumming around Southeast Asia for five years, Solo migrated back to his home in the United States - where he became a vigilante crimefighter, fighting against the nefarious schemes of the Dark Hand Cult and its ninja assassins. He also published his first book, 'Names For Boys And Girls' and a collection of poems entitled 'Columbus Lost Another Genius'. Solo now lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio where he writes freelance, fights crime, and has a major drinking problem.


  1. For the toilet paper issue, I choose “A.”

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  2. I think it’s great an angel gets its wings whenever the debate dinger goes off. I’m just kind of pissed about what WE get…

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  3. By the way, thanks for the shout-out about the Performer of the Year competition, Jack!

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  4. My vote for TP is A…that was easy. The vote for our next leader is not so much.

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  5. HoldenSolo, the answer is A.

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  6. I lived with a guy who chose the B roll option. I had him “wiped” out. *grin*

    Liked by 1 person

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