Here is a list of celebrities currently making the news that make us question how they became celebrities:
When this Teen Mom’s “sex tape” was released, so many people viewed it the Vivid site crashed! She must be really talented, step aside Jenna Jameson.
She became famous for being on Myspace. You know…Myspace? You don’t remember Myspace? Think Facebook, but you were able to group your friends in order of importance to you, thus putting them in competition. Eventually you would end up pissing most of them off.
Ms. Tequila eventually scored a reality show on VH1, and then did what any minor celebrity would do…make countless sex tapes!
Her most recent talent is being 28, but looking 40.
When your celebrity as a world class athlete runs out then the next logical thing to do is transform into a woman.
She has an extremely high IQ, and she is very down to earth, and daring. She, in fact is so daring, she drank her own piss on television. That takes guts…or lots of drugs. Guts and drugs. Lots of drugs. Yes.
She is so sure that Jesus was a white guy! Who doesn’t love a woman that knows her facts!
He makes millions of dollars due to people banging their cousins.
Kanye is so in love with himself, and learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all. Plus, he has a daughter named North and most people wouldn’t even name their cat North.
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