Cliches have been around for centuries. We all know them. We all use them.
Some of us love them.
Some of us love them too much.
One subject cliches have yet to tackle is:
You know…Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, FarmersOnly.com, etc.
We understand that most of these sayings were written around the same time that the Bible hit the Gutenberg printing press, but we feel it is time for some updated sayings to reflect today’s modern and fast paced Internet world.
With that premise in mind, Long Awkward Pause presents: Updated Cliches For The Social Media World:
Forgive and Forget
Forgive and Remember It Does No Good To Post Cryptic Status Updates On Facebook (Or Even Those Sappy Pictures With The Nature Background and Some Motivational and/or Sappy Quote)
Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
Every iCloud Has A Hack, Don’t Store Your Nude Pictures There
Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover
Don’t Judge An Instagram Photo By It’s Filter
Cat Got Your Tongue?
Can’t Get Your Thoughts Out In 140 Characters (or less) ?
Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk
Don’t Expect Your Cupcakes To Look Like The Picture You Saw On Pinterest
At The Speed Of Light
As Quick As A Snapchat Boob Shot Disappears
It’s Better to have Loved and Lost than to have Never Loved at All.
It’s Better to Swipe Right and Be Blocked, than to Never Have Swiped Right at All
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