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The Saturday Six: When You Don’t Care Anymore

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Some people fear getting old. And some people can't wait. There are some nice benefits to it: discounts, retirement, early dinners, electric scooters, jello, being an extra on those Lifeline Medical Alert commercials, and most importantly, being able to say whatever-the-hell you want, when you want.
"Can you believe Bob just said that about people from South Sobia?! Really?! It was embarrassing! I hope a South Sobian wasn't standing nearby!" "It's OK. Bob is old."
Which brings up the important what age are you aloud to say whatever you want, regardless of tact, creed, race, and/or religion? Is there a certain self-censor brain cell that dies sometime after you turn 65? And why is it kind of embarrassing, but kind of cute and liberating at the same time?
"Bob went off on the way that South Sobian's think they deserve the world handed to the them on a silver platter again..." "I know! He went on a tirade for 15 minutes! But...*whispers* He is kind of right!"
But there is one thing that helps when your favorite elderly person looses their self-censor brain cell that causes the mouth to tread where ever it chooses... Ice cream. Preferably strawberry ice cream. A little strawberry ice cream and everything will be just fine. Anyway... Happy Saturday!

1. A Couple More Beers And Maybe Not


Omawarisan: Damn it grandma! Do you have any idea what that shirt is going to cost me in therapist fees?

Ned: Maybe it says “Virginian?” (That’s what I’m telling myself anyway)

List of X: This photo got a little less disturbing once I noticed that it says below that this is an old shirt. But then this photo immediately got much more disturbing once I noticed that the shirt looks pretty new.

2. Especially People At Farmer’s Markets…And Farmers


Omawarisan: Sum up all the hate you have for everyone, Gladys. It doesn’t match what your son-in-law thinks of you.

Ned: That looks suspiciously like a bathing top strap underneath. So I’ll take the shirt over the alternative.

List of X: I’m sure she’ll also hate me and my caption, so I’m not even going to try.

3. Just What Comicon Needs…More Gangstas


Omawarisan: Myrna, from the 305, representing.

Ned: If she’s lived this long She HAS to be tough with a mame like Kio Cookies.

List of X: No son, it’s not powdered sugar on the cookies.

4. Especially When They Are Crisp And New


Omawarisan: $40 if you wash your hands first.

Ned: Speaking of 20/20, I wish I’d gone blind before I saw this image. Thanks guys.


5. If They Can Still Get Them Up There…


Omawarisan: Wal-Mart’s low prices even drew the human footstool out of his condo. Speaking of Wal-Mart, is anyone else glad that Christmas is over so we don’t have to watch any more ads with that dude and Sabrina, The Over 30 Teen Aged Witch?

Ned: Hey… $20 is $20.

List of X: I’ve tried to assemble an IKEA couch and all I got is this stupid T-shirt.

6. We Didn’t Know Big Dick Left


Omawarisan: And he ain’t just swinging a briefcase.

Ned: I’m thinking he might’ve gotten his shirt mixed up with “Little Richard.”




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About Christopher De Voss (132 Articles)
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20 Comments on The Saturday Six: When You Don’t Care Anymore

  1. They make eye bleach, right?


  2. NotAPunkRocker // December 27, 2014 at 7:58 am //

    Yikes! I find the first shirt funny because you have to keep staring at her chest to read it.

    No wait. Disturbing. Scary. Not funny.


  3. When our kids would bring friends over that they met in high school, they would first warn them about us, their parents, how we pretty much said whatever was on our mind, and yes we did/do talk about sex with our kids. Thus age did/does not matter for hubby and I to say whatever is on our mind. Our kids gave us an excuse to be blunt. 😀


  4. I can’t… unsee!

    Nothing was more disturbing than hearing my grandma talk about sex with grandpa. Thanks for bringing that back to mind. I owe you one. I’ll be waiting.


  5. Reblogged this on M2wa2..


  6. Reblogged this on sed30's Blog and commented:
    Sums old age perfectly. What age are you allowed to get away with anything?


  7. I’ve noticed an inverse correlation between freely speaking your mind and how much you have to lose


  8. I’ve noticed an inverse correlation between how freely one speaks his mind and the amount one has to lose


  9. At least they are old people, folks here where shirts that I’m positive they have no idea what it says. It’s crazy. “Fuck” is quite a popular word for hats and shirts in Japan.


  10. That’s it. I’m officially off slogan tee shirts.

    I’m surprised you couldn’t find one that said “I’m with stupid.” I can understand…he was with me over Christmas. *purses lips*

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  11. Love those shirts! Best thing I have run across on the internet in a week!

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