The Saturday Six: Coffee Mugs that Should be on your Christmas List
The best tasting, as well as most expensive coffee in the world is actually filtered through the digestive track of a monkey. That's right... It's made with monkey poop. We apologize if you just spit your coffee out all over yourself as you read that. We're laughing, but we apologize. The coffee is called, Kopi Luwak. Be on the lookout if your local Starbucks decides to sell it. "Ummm... yes...I'll have the Monkey Poo mocha latte, skinny, grande, double lid please." "Would you like to add a side of fur with that?" "No thank you. This drink is gross enough as it is, and try to spell my name right this time. It's Thom with an 'H'." "Gotcha. Tom with an H. Weird. H-O-M. Tom. Is the 'T' silent? Are you foreign or something?" "Yes. Yes. That's it. I'm foreign or something." Anyway... Happy Saturday!
1. This Needs To Be See Through
BrainRants: The title of this one says it all.
Omawarisan: But if they can’t see through it, they’ll just stay quiet all the time.
Ned: Weird. That’s exactly what my wine vodka coffee mug says at work…
2. How About Frosted Flakes? Do You Like Them?
BrainRants: How the hell did you guys get a picture of my coffee mug?
Omawarisan: I don’t like mourning, people. I don’t like mourning people.
Ned: I’m actually one of those cheerful morning people. So yeah, I don’t like your stupid mug.
3. At Least You Didn’t Sing It
BrainRants: Yes, it does. Thank God.
Omawarisan: Does this mug belong to the coffee pooping monkey? If there is a specific monkey that poops this coffee I’m going to buy it. Once I do that, I will buy another monkey so I can become the exclusive distributor of coffee simians.
Ned: Now that you brought it up, sometimes when I poop it sounds like an espresso machine.
4. Well, That’s Good, Because It’s Not The Smallest Ever!
BrainRants: Actually, I’m not.
Omawarisan: Well I haven’t had any coffee yet and I think you’re kind of a shitbird for shooting your mouth off like that.
Ned: A recent study showed a 25 perecent decrease in prison violence when these cups were given to inmates.
5. Some Of Us Prefer That Actually
BrainRants: I’ll grudgingly wear pants, but I draw the line at a bra.
Omawarisan: Some of the best things in life are (pants) free.
Ned: In stark contrast to the first study, sexual assault actually increased by 25% when inmates were given this coffee mug.
6. And I Love You After Coffee Too
BrainRants: Beats the shit out of, “I love you long time, GI!”
Omawarisan: No, Coffee loves me way more than you do.
Ned: It night be time to try a different brand. Or spouse.
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I thought of a great comment that was funny as hell, but I’d just had coffee and had to poop.
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Mug number three is your Christmas present.
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LMAO. I don’t drink much coffee.. but what about tea? ;D
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I’m sure those mugs could apply to tea as well!
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Yes. Please do a post on shitt(ea) next.
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Starbcks and spellings!! 😀
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I meant *Starbucks.
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Was there something misspelled?
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No..but its seems Starbucks specializes in good coffee and distorted names.
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Ahhhh! Gotcha! (sorry it’s early and I haven’t had my coffee)
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The older I get, the more I like mug number 2.
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That is easily understood.
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That does not look like a monkey on the package…. Perhaps it is an off brand monkey poo coffee.
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Some say it’s a type of cat…but monkeys are funnier.
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Well on the internet i always say error on the side of funny. I always enjoy the posts so carry on.
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Thank you!
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Wake up and smell the monkey poo just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
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No. We need to work on that ad campaign.
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And smellavision.
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Ha! I just read that about the most expensive coffee coming from poo…no thanks. My favorite mug was one that said I got smashed in Washington DC. The cup was crumpled up. Funny sayings on your mugs…Happy Saturday.
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Happy Saturday! Have a cup of monkey poo coffee on us!
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Then I’ll have to say Happy Sa-turd-ay!
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I see what you did there
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Happy Saturday. This is brill! Shitbird, that just made me laugh. These mugs don’t lie. I heard about the monkey pooping coffee. That will be the next big craze. I can see it!
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I so hope not….
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Shitbird is so handy. It really catches people off guard. I recommend it.
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I actually made the first, fourth, and sixth ones for myself at our local pain-your-own pottery place. I use the first one at school; however, it doesn’t keep my students from talking . . .
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Try muzzles.
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Reblogged this on Hello world.!!.
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I wish I had some of those cups, then I wouldn’t have to talk to anyone in the morning.
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Zazzle!
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I may have to start drinking coffee…
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Or tea!
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Tea? Who am I? Prince William?
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That explains why the coffee in my office tastes like crap.
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Which is ironic since the actual crap coffee is supposed to be the best thing ever.
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