The Saturday Six: Sexy Animal Photoshoots
Everyone wants to feel sexy. Even your pets.
I kind of envy the animal kingdom in the fact that they don’t have to worry about dressing up fancy, buying fancy perfume, putting on fancy makeup, and/or shaving various parts of their fancy body. They just kind of go out, make a noise, and see who comes a-calling.
I tried this myself, only to find the neighbor’s dog responding to my cat calls.
And it was a big dog.
That drooled a lot.
And only had one eye.
We had drinks first.
Out of the fire hydrant…
Anyway…
Happy Saturday!
1. Hey…What Do You Think Of My Love Guns?
Omawarisan: I’ve decided this kangaroo’s name is Ramon. Ramon with a big, rolling R. RRRRRamon.
BrainRants: Goddamn kangaroo has better guns than me. Stupid rotator cuffs…
2. There Is Still Room For You Bae, On My Love Swing
Omawarisan: You know this dog is exhausted from getting up into the swing.
BrainRants: Yep, it’s cramping the boys down there, huh? Welcome to manhood. You can’t use this kind of swing anymore.
3. You Know I’ll Always Panda To You Baby…
Chris: Come sit next to me baby. I have a piece of bamboo for you to chew on….
BrainRants: Pants? I don’ need no steenkin’ pants. Party’s right here, yo…
4. Like What You See? *wink*
Omawarisan: Sometimes I drag across the carpet too. The tile is cold though.
BrainRants: I swear, this isn’t what you think it is, but just please hand me a tissue.
5. Why Don’t You…Koala Me Later Baby?
Omawarisan: Y’know, Chris works hard on these Saturday Sixes, but look at all the headings of the pictures so far. Do a lot of them look like the inscriptions on the cards in a box of those little cards you get for your kids to take to school on Valentines Day?
Chris: I used to work for the Candy Hearts company.
BrainRants: Oh maaan… I’m soooo totally baked right now… are my feet all grippy-like, or what?
6. Shhhhh…Go Put On Some Enrique. Talk To Me…
Omawarisan: Stop it. You can’t have a dog and carpet that nice.
BrainRants: Damn, I am one sexy bitch… wait, selfie! I am like, so totally jealous of myself.
P.S. – Chris, the management called while you were out. Howard was asking about how you got pictures of so many stoned pets. Also, some guy named ‘2 Grillz’ called and said he had a dime for you. Sounds like a righteous guy if he owes you ten cents like that.
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Charming !
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Prince?
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Animal Kingdom !
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Thanks for the Saturday smile!
Those animals are ridiculous and kinda sexy….
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They are Sexy and they know it.
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Mutual of Omaha Gone Wild
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Animal spring break
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Boobies.
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That kangaroo has a “come hither you’re next look” about it. Creepy.
Happy Saturday.
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I almost read that as a come Hitler look…which is entirely different.
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Haha totally different….and Ew, he can stay in the cold, hard ground…or Hell…or wherever he is.
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Haha! The panda got me!
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What did he get you?
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I think Kangaroos are the product of a dark, late night where a very boozed up Viking of a man and a very frisky rabbit with an agenda got it on, had to have been a full moon too.
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Aren’t all rabbits frisky…and Vikings for that matter…
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I’ve heard that…can’t imagine the first offspring was an easy delivery for that bunny.
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Ouch!
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“BrainRants: Goddamn kangaroo has better guns than me. Stupid rotator cuffs..”
LMFAO
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Yeah, and sadly that’s all too true. Stupid cartilage.
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XD
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Doing a bulldog sultry, we assume…
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hah, he actually has yet to learn the art of posing, its more goofy than sultry lol
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“Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Dale Turner
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Thank you Dale Turner. Dale, do you like sexy kangaroos?
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Reblogged this on thatawkwardgirlsblog.
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Don’t get her going….
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haha, now I want to! x
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Proceed with caution
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thats like a red flag to a bull!!!
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Exactly!
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your trouble!
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Shhhh….
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hah!!!
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Cute post, but way too dog-centric. 🙂
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Dogs think they are Sexy
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Reblogged this on kicusalmon and commented:
This is should post in public LOL
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Thank you for the reblog!
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