There are a list of perfect foods in the world. Everyone’s order of the foods would be different, but we think the list would be fairly similar for everyone. One of the foods in the list would definitely be pizza.
And how could it not?
It’s almost the perfect food. You could make the crust anything you want, you can put any topping on it you want, it can be a meal, it can be a roll, it can be a snack, it can be a dessert, it can be served warm, and it can be served cold.
Bad pizza is better than a lot of mediocre food…like jello.
Although…jello pizza would be awesome.
1. Pizza Cup Keyboard!
BrainRants: Not pictured with beer… disapproved.
Omawarisan: Is there an option for Sicilian pizza?
Ned: I wonder how many times I’d stick my thumbs into the pizza trying to hit the space bar?
2. Pizza Gloves!
BrainRants: Looks like you have ebola… disapproved.
Omawarisan: I have the sweater to go with those. My grandmother made it.
Ned: After Billy the pizza delivery guy broke up with her, Bridget moved on by learning how to knit.
3. Pizza iPhone Cover
BrainRants: Involves an iPhone… disapproved.
Omawarisan: This looks like frozen pizza. I concur, disapproved.
Ned: So did we check first to make sure this wasn’t a close-up of the Ebola virus?
4. This Is A Pizza Chair!
BrainRants: How do you lean back? Where’s the back?… disapproved.
Omawarisan – Don’t you need a round room for this to work?
Ned: I’d rather have a bed that looks like a Hot Pocket.
BrainRants: Everyone knows soap should smell like bacon… disapproved.
Omawarisan: My hands already smell like pizza
Ned: Who said it was for your hands? I thought this was from Pure Romance…
Chris: I’m thinking Rants doesn’t like pizza…
6. Sleeping In Pizza Goodness
BrainRants: Your child will be eaten by a giant, Michael Moore or Godzilla… approved.
Omawarisan: For you, a sleeping bag. For someone with restless leg syndrome, a bag of agony.
Ned: Bears love it when campers sleep outdoors in these.
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