The Saturday Six: Help Me Catch The Sun!

 

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There is not a whole lot to say about this Saturday’s Six except it made the office crack up.

(Well it made Chris crack up…for hours…like a loony. So much so we almost called an ambulance. He is actually still laughing…on the floor…rolling around. )

This guy asked the internet for help in Photoshopping the sun between his fingers:

The Original

This is what the internet answered with what’s below.

(Also, be sure to wish Ned a Happy Birthday today!)

Happy Saturday!

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1. Not Quite What I Had In Mind

 

BrainRants: I approve – looks like some shit straight out of a Monty Python opener.

Ned: “And the Suns win it with a field goal!”

Omawarisan: I don’t think the one on the right is a finger.

Jack: Technically this is what he asked for, he has no reason to complain.

singlegirlie: Is that Jon Hamm and Tommy Lee nude sunbathing on the other side of those trees?

2. Really?

BrainRants: Never grab the Flying Spaghetti Monster by its… uhm, whatever that is.

Ned: That reminds me, I need to schedule a colonoscopy…

Omawarisan: He looks like a colostomy bag in a vest.

Jack: I have a craving for Bran Muffins now.

singlegirlie: This is what happens when you select “avoid freeways” on your GPS.

3. Come On!

BrainRants: Answered as asked.  That’s what you get, jackwad.

Ned: To distinguish himself from other men on e-Harmony, Rashad’s profile photo was a composite of his face, a lovely sunset and his penis size…

Omawarisan: Loch Ness Monster!!

Jack: Ned may have just won the internet with his caption on this one. I don’t know if there’s any comedy left now.

singlegirlie: Yeah, Ned, I think I dated that guy.

4. That’s Just Ridiculous!

 

BrainRants: “I’m squeezing your head!”

Ned: With this genetically altered McNugget as evidence, Jack knew he could destroy McDonald’s for good.

singlegirlie: I was going to say something about Rashad blowing the world’s biggest bubble while being attacked by head-shrinking witch doctors but I’m not sure that works so I’ll switch jokes and say… Salvador Dali would have been proud.

5. Close….

BrainRants: This turns up the Amateur Level to 11.

Ned: “Put that back RIGHT NOW!” — God 

Omawarisan: Ow! No one told me it was so hot!

Jack: MS Paint for Dummies

singlegirlie: Honestly, this guy would have had better luck actually traveling back to this spot and just putting his damn fingers in the right place.

6. Not A Single Moon Is Touching My Fingers!

BrainRants:  Overkill, you dick.

Ned: “Do you hear me, BATMAN! Meet my demands or these cotton balls to rain down on Gotham!”

Omawarisan: He could make the sky turn moldy with the pinch of his fingers. It was the worst super power, ever.

singlegirlie: Astronomers everywhere are shitting their pants right about now.

Chowderhead:  Better luck next time, chump.

 

 *Boop!*

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