There is not a whole lot to say about this Saturday’s Six except it made the office crack up.
(Well it made Chris crack up…for hours…like a loony. So much so we almost called an ambulance. He is actually still laughing…on the floor…rolling around. )
This guy asked the internet for help in Photoshopping the sun between his fingers:
This is what the internet answered with what’s below.
(Also, be sure to wish Ned a Happy Birthday today!)
1. Not Quite What I Had In Mind
BrainRants: I approve – looks like some shit straight out of a Monty Python opener.
Ned: “And the Suns win it with a field goal!”
Omawarisan: I don’t think the one on the right is a finger.
Jack: Technically this is what he asked for, he has no reason to complain.
singlegirlie: Is that Jon Hamm and Tommy Lee nude sunbathing on the other side of those trees?
BrainRants: Never grab the Flying Spaghetti Monster by its… uhm, whatever that is.
Ned: That reminds me, I need to schedule a colonoscopy…
Omawarisan: He looks like a colostomy bag in a vest.
Jack: I have a craving for Bran Muffins now.
singlegirlie: This is what happens when you select “avoid freeways” on your GPS.
3. Come On!
BrainRants: Answered as asked. That’s what you get, jackwad.
Ned: To distinguish himself from other men on e-Harmony, Rashad’s profile photo was a composite of his face, a lovely sunset and his penis size…
Omawarisan: Loch Ness Monster!!
Jack: Ned may have just won the internet with his caption on this one. I don’t know if there’s any comedy left now.
singlegirlie: Yeah, Ned, I think I dated that guy.
4. That’s Just Ridiculous!
BrainRants: “I’m squeezing your head!”
Ned: With this genetically altered McNugget as evidence, Jack knew he could destroy McDonald’s for good.
singlegirlie: I was going to say something about Rashad blowing the world’s biggest bubble while being attacked by head-shrinking witch doctors but I’m not sure that works so I’ll switch jokes and say… Salvador Dali would have been proud.
BrainRants: This turns up the Amateur Level to 11.
Ned: “Put that back RIGHT NOW!” — God
Omawarisan: Ow! No one told me it was so hot!
Jack: MS Paint for Dummies
singlegirlie: Honestly, this guy would have had better luck actually traveling back to this spot and just putting his damn fingers in the right place.
6. Not A Single Moon Is Touching My Fingers!
BrainRants: Overkill, you dick.
Ned: “Do you hear me, BATMAN! Meet my demands or these cotton balls to rain down on Gotham!”
Omawarisan: He could make the sky turn moldy with the pinch of his fingers. It was the worst super power, ever.
singlegirlie: Astronomers everywhere are shitting their pants right about now.
Chowderhead: Better luck next time, chump.
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