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The Saturday Six: Help Me Catch The Sun!

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There is not a whole lot to say about this Saturday’s Six except it made the office crack up.

(Well it made Chris crack up…for hours…like a loony. So much so we almost called an ambulance. He is actually still laughing…on the floor…rolling around. )

This guy asked the internet for help in Photoshopping the sun between his fingers:

The Original

The Original

This is what the internet answered with what’s below.

(Also, be sure to wish Ned a Happy Birthday today!)

Happy Saturday!

1. Not Quite What I Had In Mind


BrainRants: I approve – looks like some shit straight out of a Monty Python opener.

Ned: “And the Suns win it with a field goal!”

Omawarisan: I don’t think the one on the right is a finger.

Jack: Technically this is what he asked for, he has no reason to complain.

singlegirlie: Is that Jon Hamm and Tommy Lee nude sunbathing on the other side of those trees?

2. Really?


BrainRants: Never grab the Flying Spaghetti Monster by its… uhm, whatever that is.

Ned: That reminds me, I need to schedule a colonoscopy…

Omawarisan: He looks like a colostomy bag in a vest.

Jack: I have a craving for Bran Muffins now.

singlegirlie: This is what happens when you select “avoid freeways” on your GPS.

3. Come On!


BrainRants: Answered as asked.  That’s what you get, jackwad.

Ned: To distinguish himself from other men on e-Harmony, Rashad’s profile photo was a composite of his face, a lovely sunset and his penis size…

Omawarisan: Loch Ness Monster!!

Jack: Ned may have just won the internet with his caption on this one. I don’t know if there’s any comedy left now.

singlegirlie: Yeah, Ned, I think I dated that guy.

4. That’s Just Ridiculous!


BrainRants: “I’m squeezing your head!”

Ned: With this genetically altered McNugget as evidence, Jack knew he could destroy McDonald’s for good.

singlegirlie: I was going to say something about Rashad blowing the world’s biggest bubble while being attacked by head-shrinking witch doctors but I’m not sure that works so I’ll switch jokes and say… Salvador Dali would have been proud.

5. Close….


BrainRants: This turns up the Amateur Level to 11.

Ned: “Put that back RIGHT NOW!” — God 

Omawarisan: Ow! No one told me it was so hot!

Jack: MS Paint for Dummies

singlegirlie: Honestly, this guy would have had better luck actually traveling back to this spot and just putting his damn fingers in the right place.

6. Not A Single Moon Is Touching My Fingers!


BrainRants:  Overkill, you dick.

Ned: “Do you hear me, BATMAN! Meet my demands or these cotton balls to rain down on Gotham!”

Omawarisan: He could make the sky turn moldy with the pinch of his fingers. It was the worst super power, ever.

singlegirlie: Astronomers everywhere are shitting their pants right about now.

Chowderhead:  Better luck next time, chump.

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One Of The Hosts Of Podcast 42. Voice over actor, writer on various websites, published author, should not eat cheese but still does. Follow me on twitter: @chrisdevoss Follow the show on twitter at @podcast42show

41 Comments on The Saturday Six: Help Me Catch The Sun!

  1. OMG –Happy birthday to Ned. He wins the internet for sure. I’m still laughing.

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  2. Yes. I am.
    And it’s pronounced “Internets” by the way…

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  3. I am so thankful for right now! You have no idea!

    Btw the way, I’ve got the song, “He’s got the whole world, in his hands…” stuck in my head right now!

    Thank you and your welcome. 😉

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  4. Number 4 is the funniest picture. POP! Happy Birthday, Ned. Happy Saturday.

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  5. Dammit Birthday Boy! You stole my colon joke again!

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  6. Is this incredibly funny because I use photoshop? I’m still laughing at the cleverness of the stupidity – THAT takes talent. Now, if I was a Photoshop Guru, I’d have a picture of me Craqueleured and Cracked up like a piece of china…Thanks for the laugh Internet and Happy Birthday.

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  7. Oh, what a crack up! And #5 is so close. Not! Happy Birthday, Ned!!

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  8. Oh the good ole colonoscopy, I wouldn’t joke about that one until you have had some personal experience. #ouch and #eww

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    • Ever read Dave Berry’s account?

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      • Runs to Google.

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      • Chris Brown (not the felon) // August 17, 2014 at 2:10 am //

        I read Dave Berry’s account just before I was supposed to go for a colonoscopy. That was 5 years ago. I still haven’t gone. I loved the part about your bowels reaching into the future and ejecting food you haven’t even eaten yet. And when I say “love”, that’s the part that made me say “I’ll die before I submit my toilet to that.”

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        • Yes! That was one of my favorite lines. I like the part too where he’s describing that laxative – something about it tasting like goat spit and rocket fuel with a hint of lemon. That guy is a genius.

          And you better buck up and have your butt scraped out. It’s an easy one to prevent, but not an easy one to cure. I lost my grams to CC and it ain’t pretty.

          Sorry to be a downer. Go do it. Lets talk about Dave Berry some more.


    • # Hopefully # Never

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  9. Yeah. The second pic reminds me of something Cthulu would draw.

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  10. Happy Birthday!! And you did win the internet!

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  11. Chris Brown (not the felon) // August 17, 2014 at 2:07 am //

    I still don’t get why the person taking the picture didn’t just say “move your hand down an inch and to the right.” Photoshop be damned! But this was an awesome exercise. You guys are amazing.

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  12. Guess you had to be there, sharing whatever you had. 🙂


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