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Goodbye Game of Thrones Season 4

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Game of Thrones ends another season, and what a season it was! Below is a little tune written to Elton John’s Candle In The Wind to help celebrate last night’s season ending episode. It doesn’t give away too many spoilers, but if you’re not caught up by now…whose fault is that?
Goodbye Game of Thrones
This season was much better than the last
You redeemed yourself with violence and boobs
While other shows tried to imitate you
For they did not have dragons
And they did not have Joffery’s death
They just ended up flayed like Theon Greyjoy
And when did Sansa start getting hot?
chorus:
And it seems to me that George RR Martin
Likes to kill all the cast
Leaving you never knowing who to cling to
When the episode ends
And I would have liked to have a favorite character
But I was shocked like the rest
You killed all that I adored
Even Tyrion’s whore
The Moutain was tough
But Prince Oberyn just played him
Until his head was squashed like a grape
And that reminds me
I wish I had a moon door
And do you think Arya and Sansa
Will ever be reunited
Because we grow tired of the Hound
chorus:
And it seems to me that George RR Martin
Likes to kill all the cast
Leaving you never knowing who to cling to
When the episode ends
And I would have liked have a favorite character
But I was shocked like the rest
You killed all that I adored
Even Tyrion’s whore
Goodbye Game of Thrones
John Snow defends the wall
As the rest of the Night’s Watch
Bumble and hide
Goodbye Game of Thrones
Can’t wait for next season
But we will have to wait a whole year
With only True Blood to watch I fear
(repeat chorus)

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17 Comments on Goodbye Game of Thrones Season 4

  1. Is there a sung version? LOL

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  2. jaspreetd // June 16, 2014 at 9:05 am //

    Good Season

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  3. I’m reading the 5-book collection of Game of Thrones. The author needed a better editor because too much. Just all too much.

    They should have hired you.

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  4. Try “House of Cards” in the meantime. Just as good as GoT, except for less boobs.

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  5. My season 5 wish list:

    1. Tyrion needs to get a panther. The Starks have their wolves, Dany has her dragons — a character as cool as Tyrion needs an equally cool animal companion.

    2. I’m more interested in political intrigue than monster-fighting, so they need to wipe out all the ice zombies and ice skeletons and other ice monsters in the first five minutes of episode one. Ideally, they’ll spend less time on this than on the theme song.

    3. They need to do a crossover episode with The Dog Whisperer or My Cat From Hell to deal with the dragons’ behavior issues and get them out of the catacombs.

    4. Dany’s translator and that ex-slave she likes need to get married in a lavish outdoor wedding. Instead of a traditional wedding cake (or pie), they should have one of the dragons put the finishing touch on a giant creme brulee.

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  6. This was so perfect. LOVED the song. And it was all worth Geoffrey’s death…the whole BLODDY season. Am I the only one happy to see Ygritte’s death? Eff Jon Snow anyway. (And catching up on True Blood is what I’ve been doing too.) (We are twins.)

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