Once again it’s time to throw this week’s headlines on Rant’s desk and watch that little vein pop on his forehead, as Long Awkward Pause presents:
The Bullet Points
Rants: Then someone posts a picture that says, “Wow… So drive… Much accelerate.” Authorities arrest the puppy, and in a whole twenty minutes, #freethepuppy movements begin gathering signatures. Murrica.
Rants: Most disturbing here is the thought of what these men could possibly value so much by spelunking for it in someone else’s ass. One can only assume there are three in order to support a full, three-shift effort every day. Also, we need to know what the poor fool did to earn three years of fisting at the hands of New Mexico’s finest… so we don’t ask for it accidentally.
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