Once upon a time there lived a Fox. A very well spoken, very educated Fox. A Fox that enjoyed the finer things in life, like expensive wine, fast cars, barbecued turkey legs, and the opera.
One day as the Fox was leaving for work in his 2014 Maserati Granturismo, he noticed that his neighbor, Black Bear was sitting on his porch step with his head in his hands. So Fox got out of his car, walked over to Black Bear, and put his paw on his shoulder sympathetically.
Bear looked up from his hands, paused, and ate Fox on the spot.
He then hoped into Fox’s Maserati and drove away to Vegas to find some hookers.
Moral of the story: Parables suck and never expect the expected….kind of like this week’s Saturday Six. At first glance, these pictures seem like ordinary, everyday photos… but upon closer inspection, something very weird and different is going on.
Special thanks to 9Gag.com.
1. Sewing Machine Prom Date
“Dear Diary: nobody wanted to go to prom with me so I had to take my mom’s sewing machine. I also crashed a UPS truck. It was a good day.”
2. Brother, No!
“Don’t give him Penicillin! He’s allergic to Penicillin!”
3. Bread Man
“Nobody understands me again.”
4. Breathtaking Photo Op
“Everybody stop crying!”
5. Foxy ATM
“Shit. Left my wallet in the stump…”