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The Saturday Six: Funny Pickup Line Memes

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How to pick up woman throughout the ages:

A brief look:

(For the sake of one single solitary joke)

Caveman: With A Club
1970s: At A Club

Today, online is the place to meet people, which is good and fine, but loses the art of the pickup line.

That is a shame, because men have been working on the pickup line ever since they realized that their women were not as attractive with a crushed skull.

This week’s Saturday Six was originally posted on 9Gag.

Happy Saturday!

#ApplaudTheJellyfish

 

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priceless1

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priceless2

3.

priceless3

4.

priceless4

5.

priceless5

6.

priceless6

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30 Comments on The Saturday Six: Funny Pickup Line Memes

  1. Ha ha ha! You’re killing me. >.<

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  2. Wow, those suck so bad they’re almost great.

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  3. I liked #4 & #6…they were clever, although I sometimes wonder if it makes any difference. Sometimes really stupid lines work, and sometimes clever ones go over like a turd in a punchbowl. As men, we think they make a difference, but the truth is, she probably made up her mind before you opened your mouth.
    Tanks 4 the lafz.

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  4. Thanks for the laughs! Yeah, these are winners all right. I’m swooning.

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  5. Creepy.

    Happy Saturday.

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  6. Where were you when I was single, buddy? I could have used a wing man of your quality.

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  7. Ah, this made my day. Haven’t laughed so much in a long time. *wipestearsfromeyes* Thanks!

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  8. Reblogged this on eddielippi.

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  9. A day with you I like Pokemon.

    Why?

    Cause I gotta catch em all/

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  10. A day with you is like Pokemon.
    Why?
    Cause I gotta catch em all.

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  11. You must be undocumented cause being that beautiful can’t be legal.

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  12. These are not singlegirlie approved.

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  13. That guy is a famous comedian , singer-composer here in the Philippines

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  14. I don’t know how I missed this one, but it’s one of the funniest things I ever saw.

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