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The Saturday Six: Hilarious Quotes by Famous Comedians

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What makes you laugh?

Besides internet cat videos?

Besides farts?

Besides someone with a heavy German accent pronouncing the phrase, “I would like to butter your biscuit.”

What makes you roll on the floor laughing?

Or ROTFLs?

Maybe pajamas with the butt flap open?

Or PJsWTBFOs?

Maybe old ladies eating corn on the cob?

Or OLECOTCs?

Maybe penguins on parade?

Or POPs?

Below is some examples of people whose job is to try to make you laugh. They practice the hardest comedic art form there is: Stand-up comedy. It’s hard to stand up in front of a group of half drunk people of all races, creeds, and backgrounds and try to make them laugh…at least with your pants still on.

Happy Saturday!

#ApplaudTheJellyfish

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About Christopher De Voss (132 Articles)
Producer for: https://overthelineshow.wordpress.com. Voice over actor, podcaster, writer on various web sites, published author, should not eat cheese but still does. Follow me on twitter: @chrisdevoss

50 Comments on The Saturday Six: Hilarious Quotes by Famous Comedians

  1. So Chris, Ned and Rants walk into a bar…..

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  2. I need to be a stand-up comic.

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  3. Thanks for the morning coffee giggles. Build a room!

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  4. Yay for comedy. Happy Saturday.

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  5. These are great. I love the Facebook one. The same thing applies to Twitter. Lots of running stats there, too. So riveting for followers…

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  6. Okay. So 5 and 6 made me laugh out loud! They were both about sex, so what does that say about me???

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  7. Toad and Ray // April 5, 2014 at 12:21 pm //

    Thanks for posting this. Great way to start the day! 🙂
    I read this thought catalog article a couple nights ago:
    [cried I laughed so hard]
    http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/55-brilliant-louis-c-k-quotes-that-will-make-you-laugh-and-think/

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  8. I have such mad respect for stand up comics. I’ve done improv before and that is scary as hell, but at least you have a scene partner you can blame if no one laughs. With stand up, it’s all on you and you gotta fill that 30 minutes or however long your set is supposed to be – and if no one is laughing it is the longest 30 minutes of your life. Even longer than an episode of Two and a Half Men with Ashton Kutcher.

    I bow down to anyone who does it, and those who do it well are freaking gods.

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  9. Great material

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  10. All so funny, Chris! You picked out some goodies. They’re so funny because there’s a lot of truth to them. And I will always #ApplaudTheJellyfish. Go jellies!

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  11. love these. #1 is my fav, though )

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  12. ellyisginger // April 5, 2014 at 4:11 pm //

    hahahaha, these made me larf. I only started a blog today and i’ve posted a few things if you could check them out perhaps? Don’t worry if not!

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  13. Hilarious! It looks like the definition of comedy is just portraying things in a light which the average audience isn’t accustomed to.

    “Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.”

    ― William Hazlitt

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  14. Very true. Unfortunately, the more pain there is for someone, the more amusement there is for someone else.

    Maybe we laugh just out of glee that it wasn’t us.

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  15. Those are really funny. I really needed that today.

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