The Stoopididity of Newspapers
Hola, Y’all!
I am the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, Head Janitor, Chief Bottle Washer and Man About Town at my blog, Dumbass News.
I have been invited by the fine folks at LAP to regale you with the Magic That Is Dumbassery. When first invited to guest speak at Long Awkward Pause, I thought to myself, “These people are really good writers, but not real bright?”
Upon further review, once I realized that he actually, you know, read Dumbass News, I became 100% certain that he is a butter knife in a steak knife world. But, hey, if he wants drive his blog numbers into the septic tank by asking me to put something together for LAP, who am I to argue? I don’t know the meaning of the word “argue”. Of course I don’t know the meaning of a bunch of words, but that’s neither here nor there.
One thing I do know, however, is stoopididity! And there’s no better place (besides Cal-ee-forn-ya) on The Big Blue Marble to find an Overdose of Stoopid than a newspaper!
Behold the Stoopid!
Thanks, Long Awkward Pause, for inviting me over!
One more thing…my final offer for this Guest Post is $20!
That’s all I can afford to pay you at the moment.
Stoopididity always makes me smile. See? ——–> 🙂
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Seeing someone smile always makes me suspicious. 😀
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Seeing you smile makes me suspicious.
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I am a very suspicious Fearless Leader even when I don’t smile.
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Without editor falils, there would be none of this. Funny.
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Thank you, Jaded! I think a person can get “editing credentials” in Cracker Jack these days.
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Ha, love the Obama one! I wonder if the double entendres just slip by the journalists or if they do it on purpose. A small way to add a little excitement to their day.
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I think they are all just dumb as dirt. 🙂
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i love these!
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Glad you enjoyed them, Beth! Maybe LAP will let me do this again. Hint. hint. 🙂
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they should if they are smart )
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You are a woman of impeccable taste and unequaled intelligence.
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thank you, and i can tell by your picture that you are a man cut of the same cloth.
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It’s my best side.
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Obama’s package is intimidating, eh? I’m sure all those old, white dudes don’t know what to do about that.
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As an old White Dude, I am not intimidated. Yet.
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Well, have you SEEN his package? Methinks not.
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Nor am I so inclined.
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I just laughed at every one of those. I’m so glad there are stooped people who are so inept at their job that they’ve provided such good giggle material for us!
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As long as I can type, I’ll have a “job”.
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Reblogged this on The Writer Monkey.
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Thank you for the re-blog, Aubrey!
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Used tombstone?! I want many! Hahaha. That was awesome.
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This sounds like something my family would do for me. My (now) 7 year old would grab a Sharpie, cross out the name already on the tombstone and scribble mine on there! I get no respect.
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Hahahaha… we have a seven year old as well. I think ours would voice her concern over someone else’s name on the tombstone, shrug her shoulders, then draw rainbows and flowers all over it.
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Eva…They’ll get theirs someday!
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At last! LAP gets what it so desperately needs! 😉
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A day off?
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Oh, my gosh 😀
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TWSS 🙂
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I’m pretty sure those are all from the newspaper where I work ( I use “work” loosely).
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I use “newspaper” loosely. 😀
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Ha! Again, I think we’re talking about the same place… 😉 Funny piece!
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Thank you, Ned! I really appreciate it. I am a big fan of yours.
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Who doesn’t know someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel?
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I come from a long line of Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzels.
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You are one funny guy Fearless… not to mention a (secretly) good, good egg! Fun post.
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I am more swamp donkey-smellin’ egg salad than good egg, though. Thanks for the (secretly) kind words. 😀
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Love me some egg salad! 😉
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I really need to start reading the newspaper you read!
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Phil…I just look at the pictures and make up the stories.
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You have a new subscriber.
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Thank you! So do you! 😀
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As you said yourself, I got nothin,’ other than I agree completely that California is the epicenter of Stooopid. Sorry Calahan… not you. You get an exception. And SisterRants.
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I appreciate your support, Rants.
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Dude! Of course!
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Laughing to hard to write
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Thank God you’re not crying too hard to write!
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😀
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Thanks for the laughs, Fearless Leader!
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Thank you for checking out the silliness, dj!
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You know me. Hard to keep me away from silliness.
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Truer words….:D
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What the frak?
You rock, my Leader, no question.
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Hook, you’re the best, amigo! Thanks!
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One day children will ask, “Daddy what’s a newspaper?”
And one day even further in the future, Daddy’s will answer, “Children, I have no frigging idea!”
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Maybe I should start a feature called “Dumbass Blog Headlines”?
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Before someone else does!
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