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The Saturday Six: FML

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Today my dog threw up in my shoe and my wife decided that she wanted to become a man, so she tried on my shoes and stepped in the dog vomit. Then she got mad at me because she hates the dog for it’s views on Socialist Government. FML. The old guy at the Walmart didn’t greet me when I went through the Jedi doors, so I said to him, “Hey, man…you didn’t Walmart greet me!” He looks at me up and down for a second and then pulls out a taser gun and tasers me. The 10 items or less cashiers start laughing. FML.

Does your life suck? There is an App for that.

And don’t worry, it doesn’t matter if your life sucks on iphone, android, blackberry, or windows…the FML app is available on all platforms.

Isn’t it nice in this day and age of over-sharing information that we finally have a place to let the world know just how bad our lives are. For some of you out there…you should not share…anything!

Ever!

Yet you still do!

Why?!

Since you won’t listen to us and you will go ahead and share your stuff anyway, at least there is a voting button on the app to let us, let you know, that indeed, your life sucks.

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About Christopher De Voss (132 Articles)
One Of The Hosts Of Podcast 42. Online Producer for The Over The Line Show. Voice over actor, writer on various websites, published author, should not eat cheese but still does. Follow me on twitter: @chrisdevoss

33 Comments on The Saturday Six: FML

  1. Those are epic. Glad I’ve never had sex with furniture.

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  2. So funny. #2 is on my page a day calendar. Always proves that someone may have it worse…Hope you have a good Saturday!

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  3. What a great app for over sharers. I never need to listen to my sister-in-law ever again.

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  4. If I Had 100 Dollars // March 8, 2014 at 12:58 pm //

    LOL those were incredible. Love the password one.

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  5. Aiming for Simplicity // March 8, 2014 at 3:31 pm //

    I use FML as my go to page when I feel crappy, because my life still hasn’t gotten that bad.

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  6. #3, I don’t know whether to laugh or find that guy and punch him in the face.

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  7. Hahaha!I love it. Is this a real app? I’m going to have to get just to get a good laugh.

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  8. At least the couch cushion guy will be able to relive that right-of-passage moment whenever he stays at a Motel 6.

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  9. Poor couch. Didn’t see it coming.

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  10. Damn you for introducing me to that app!

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  11. I hate to be this person, but I stopped believing in these FMLs a little while ago. I don’t think people’s lives are half as interesting as this (that’s what I tell myself, anyway).

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  12. I don’t feel so bad about my life anymore!

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  13. Even if someone wins at FML they’ve still lost. Que en el mundo? I’m southern. We prefer to keep our dirty laundry inside please and thank you : )

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  14. not many things I see on the internet make me actually LOL but this really did

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