There is this guy named Josh Cooley who works for a really cool company called Pixar Animation. They make award winning, multi-million dollar grossing animated features about finding lost fish, toys coming to life, talking cars, a little robot that finds love while collecting trash, which has turned Pixar into one of the most successful film companies of all time.
Cooley has decided in his spare time from making movies my children want to buy all the merchandise too, to write a parody children’s book for grown ups featuring the best scenes from classic R – Rated movies.
The best thing about this? It has the classic Pixar look to the most memorable scenes of classic movies that would scar a seven year old into $50,000 worth of therapy….turning him into a beard wearing, Starbucks grande-drinking, sock burning, online Humor magazine hating, yuppie hipster Honda Civic driving waiter.
Thank goodness we have only two seven year old subscribers. Those two should not scroll below…for the rest of you…enjoy.
1. Die Hard
3. Pulp Fiction
5. The Shining
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