At some point everyone considers cleaning out their Facebook friend list. Too many instances of “what the hell am I looking at?” and “is this real life?” make the unfriend button look incredibly appealing. But it’s hard to follow through– what if you miss out on something or need that person at some point?
It turns out, you do— because nothing is guaranteed to get you schwastey faced like The Selfie Drinking Game. Setup is minimal: All you need is access to your Facebook and copious amounts of alcohol.
ROUTINE SELFIE = TAKE ONE SHOT
These are your run-of-the-mill selfies that get uploaded by the same people every hour, on the hour.
“Duck Face Selfie”
FAIL SELFIE = TAKE TWO SHOTS
These are people’s sad attempts to deny reality and deceive others as to the true desperation of their existence.
“My Fake Boyfriend Took This Selfie”
“I Don’t Know How Mirrors Work Selfie”
“Disproportionate Share Selfie”
UPSETTING SELFIE = TAKE THREE SHOTS
These are phenomenons which simply cannot be explained and which aid in the increase of personal self-esteem and appreciation that you are not the person in the photo.
“Dafuq Is This?! Selfie”
“Mom of the Year Selfie”
“You Are Not Pulling This Off Selfie”
“OMG Clean Your Room Selfie”
POSSIBLY ILLEGAL SELFIE = TAKE FOUR SHOTS AND CALL THE POLICE
These should just not happen. Ever. Not even in a Tarantino film.
“Keepin’ it in the Family Selfie”
“Someone Should Report This Selfie”
Unicorn Selfie = Finish the Rest of the Bottle and go to Bed
Otherwise known as “the impressive selfie,” these photos are rumored to exist in certain areas of the internet.
“Kind of Want to Try this Selfie”
Drinking and selfies go hand-in-hand but don’t forget to do both responsibly, like this girl: