What’s better than pie charts?
Pie, of course!
Once upon a time at the LAP Thanksgiving dinner there was, or what we thought was, a big, beautiful pumpkin pie. Our taste were set and waiting to taste that delicious pumpkin pie.
And sat through football…
And sat through dinner…
And sat through Grandma’s stories about the goiter she had removed from her butt…
Finally it was time for pie. So, we cut ourselves a nice big slice, loaded it up with whipped cream, and stuck a big forkful into the hole only to spit it out in disgust!
It wasn’t even pumpkin pie! It was sweet potato pie!
Now, there is nothing wrong with sweet potato pie, unless it had disguised itself as a pumpkin pie.
Stupid sweet potato pie.
Needless to say, our neighbors whom had brought the sweet potato pie where not pleased. But it’s okay, because we took them down to the local Village Inn and had a laugh, followed by a slice of pumpkin pie, and they had some coffee and glared at us.
This week’s Saturday Six: Funny Pie Charts.
1. What it Means When Your Lights Flicker:
Stupid demons again…
2. Reasons Why Scooby Doo Villains are Arrested:
We demand a recount on this statistic.
3.) Most Commonly Used Infomercial Phrases:
Yes, go on.
4.) Reasons Why You’re Gay:
Ok, but what happens when you’re gay and you also forget to log out of your Facebook account?
5.) Breakdown of Miss Universe Pageant Winners by Planet:
You said ‘Uranus’.
6.) The Most Common Reasons Why Men Use Tape Measures:
This is true, this is true.
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