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The Saturday Six: Funny Text Messages

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Good morning, sleepy-faces!  Here’s a funny Saturday Six for ya.  Now go grab yourself a coffee.

Happy Saturday!

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1.)  I Don’t Believe You

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Show me again.

2.)  Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones

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Try to limit your daily cell phone usage to minimize the risk of dumb.

3.)  Let’s Take it Slow

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The grammar police forgot to mention that an ellipses is made up of only three periods….

4.)  Femme Fatale

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Sounds like an excellent premise for a new Bravo reality show.

5.)  Better Late than Never

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Still horny though.

6.)  Not Exactly What I had in Mind

text6   Yes, and take your time coming over. —–

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29 Comments on The Saturday Six: Funny Text Messages

  1. :-). Happy Saturday.

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  2. LOVE! I don’t know where you live, but it doesn’t matter…people can hear me laughing 3 states away.
    Thanks for an awesome start to a Saturday morning!

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  3. Nice collection. Sums up a lot of my attempts at sexy time. Edit: “My failed attempts…”

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  4. “I wanna baby” was well worth the surprise that I missed it completely at first. There is such a thing as being too succinct. 🙂

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  5. I’ll take building a fort over what was implied any day.

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  6. Good chuckles always welcome 🙂

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  7. LoveloveLOVE #3.

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  8. I really hope those are real. Ha.

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  9. Too funny, even if it’s no longer morning. I really must think about getting a smart phone…… Nah, forget it.

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  10. Tittering over here!

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  11. Lol, thanks for that. I’ll have to keep an eye out for those praying mantisesses — they’re all over the place here.

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  12. You gave me my first laugh of the day! 🙂

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  13. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Love the 2 years later reply!

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  14. I love the photo haha. “Show me”

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