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The Saturday Six: Ad Placements Gone Horribly Wrong

Posted on January 25, 2014 by Christopher De Voss in Chowderhead, Christopher De Voss, Humor, Issue #3 January 2014, LAP, The Saturday Six // 65 Comments

Welcome to another installment of the Saturday Six! Grab your cup of java and crueler before you start reading though. Ha! We didn’t say Simon says!

Ok, apologies for the dumb joke.

Happy Saturday!

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1. Wait, Shameless?

On second thought, we’ll pass on the protein shake…

2. It’s Only a Coincidence

The quickest and cheapest couple’s counseling method known to man.

3. Yoga Carrot

Hey, watch it! You could put somebody’s butt out with that carrot.

4. Rookie Editor

We had the same reaction…

5. Nice Husks

Hey, your boobs are showing.

6. We’re Gonna Need a Smaller Ruler

Oh stop acting like you’ve never seen a micro-penis before…

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65 Comments on The Saturday Six: Ad Placements Gone Horribly Wrong

NotAPunkRocker // January 25, 2014 at 6:07 pm //

Magazine editors must have a field day coming up with layouts.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 6:11 pm //
  
  That’s why I want to be one.
  
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  - NotAPunkRocker // January 25, 2014 at 6:12 pm //
    
    Yes! All that fun, plus perfume samples.
    
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ksbeth // January 25, 2014 at 6:38 pm //

love these

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- Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 10:30 am //
  
  Yay!
  
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DaydreamsInWonderland // January 25, 2014 at 6:42 pm //

Oh Gawd. The granny is the worst. lol

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:23 pm //
  
  Boobs!
  
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  - DaydreamsInWonderland // January 25, 2014 at 8:23 pm //
    
    I hope mine are not down to my knees if I make it to that age.
    
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    - Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 8:57 pm //
      
      Support bra!
      
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      - DaydreamsInWonderland // January 25, 2014 at 8:59 pm //
        
        Or support onesie
        
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        Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 10:17 pm //
        
        Hot.
        
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        DaydreamsInWonderland // January 25, 2014 at 11:02 pm //
        
        Totally.
        
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  - List of X // January 25, 2014 at 10:12 pm //
    
    I think they would light up when the driver hits the brakes.
    
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    - Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 10:17 pm //
      
      That would be ingenious!
      
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ddupre315 // January 25, 2014 at 6:45 pm //

Nice way to greet my Sunday morning, thanks!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:23 pm //
  
  Is Sunday already where you are?
  
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  - ddupre315 // January 25, 2014 at 7:28 pm //
    
    Yeh, Japan
    
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    - Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:53 pm //
      
      Super cool!
      
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      - ddupre315 // January 25, 2014 at 8:04 pm //
        
        Hai! Zehi!
        
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        Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 8:57 pm //
        
        Bless you.
        
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floridaborne // January 25, 2014 at 7:10 pm //

That’s the hardest laugh I’ve had today! Nearly lost my tea through my nostrils!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:23 pm //
  
  Haha! (eww!)
  
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  - floridaborne // January 25, 2014 at 8:28 pm //
    
    A little bit of both.
    
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1jaded1 // January 25, 2014 at 7:23 pm //

Got milk? Not anymore…

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:24 pm //
  
  😉
  
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Ned's Blog // January 25, 2014 at 7:45 pm //

It’s too bad the bus ad wasn’t for a senior dating service.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:54 pm //
  
  (I think it was.)
  
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  - Ned's Blog // January 25, 2014 at 8:01 pm //
    
    “Roxanne! You Don’t Need To Turn On Your Brake Lights…”
    
    Thanks for getting that stuck in my head.
    
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    - Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 8:57 pm //
      
      Drive the streets for money, you don’t care if your bus fare is wrong or right…
      
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  - Chowderhead // January 28, 2014 at 11:52 pm //
    
    Ned: “like”
    
    hahahaha!
    
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Blogdramedy // January 25, 2014 at 7:49 pm //

*snort* And there goes my vodka.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 7:54 pm //
  
  Hopefully the cheap stuff.
  
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Southern Sea Muse // January 25, 2014 at 10:54 pm //

These are NOT by accident. I have reached the point where I no longer doubt that I am superior in editing and suspect that somebody else besides me has a sick sense of humor. Thanks for these fine examples!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 10:59 pm //
  
  You are in good company.
  
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Southern Sea Muse // January 25, 2014 at 11:00 pm //

Wonderful! Bring out the sick humor, then…and screw the editing!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 25, 2014 at 11:13 pm //
  
  *dancing*
  
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  - Southern Sea Muse // January 25, 2014 at 11:15 pm //
    
    *and laughing*
    
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gingerfightback // January 26, 2014 at 8:15 am //

Ooops indeed!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 8:34 am //
  
  Double oops even…
  
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BrainRants // January 26, 2014 at 8:34 am //

I have to agree that some of those were the product of willful mischief… which I totally support.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 10:32 am //
  
  Thank god for the internet.
  
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sothislife.com // January 26, 2014 at 8:40 am //

Am I sicker the shite for liking this? Number 4 is the worse. I’d ask Leroy but she’s ROFL.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 8:42 am //
  
  Haha! Awesome!
  
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  - sothislife.com // January 26, 2014 at 9:08 am //
    
    😉
    
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dentaleggs // January 26, 2014 at 11:32 am //

Grammy! Noooooo!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 11:58 am //
  
  Grammy is a feisty one.
  
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  - dentaleggs // January 26, 2014 at 12:06 pm //
    
    Grammy’s been at the bottle again.
    
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The Indecisive Eejit // January 26, 2014 at 6:45 pm //

That one with the bus is a feckin corker lol

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- Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 6:48 pm //
  
  That’s what I was thinking…If I knew what a corker was…
  
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  - The Indecisive Eejit // January 26, 2014 at 6:51 pm //
    
    I always said that’s why I’d never get any piercings in that area, imagine the chafing on my knees in later years lol
    
    Corker – means it’s brilliant, sorry Ireland speak lol
    
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    - Christopher De Voss // January 26, 2014 at 7:02 pm //
      
      Gotcha.
      
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  - Chowderhead // January 27, 2014 at 8:42 am //
    
    I’m late here to the discussion. All I heard was cork and something chaffing. Fill me in
    
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    - Christopher De Voss // January 27, 2014 at 8:45 am //
      
      That’s what she said! Boom!
      
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The Hook // January 27, 2014 at 10:03 am //

The first one killed me, but then I kept going…

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- Christopher De Voss // January 27, 2014 at 10:10 am //
  
  You’re strong.
  
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ohlidia // January 27, 2014 at 11:26 am //

OMG! Number 3 is a classic!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 27, 2014 at 11:37 am //
  
  Haha!
  
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denmother // January 27, 2014 at 8:33 pm //

Impressive carrot…

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- Christopher De Voss // January 27, 2014 at 8:47 pm //
  
  Thank you.
  
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  - denmother // January 28, 2014 at 4:51 pm //
    
    haha. Well, now I’m even more impressed!
    
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unfetteredbs // January 28, 2014 at 3:23 am //

Haaa. Fantastic!!

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- Christopher De Voss // January 28, 2014 at 6:22 am //
  
  Awesome!
  
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lifeissarcasm // January 29, 2014 at 2:11 pm //

All funny but #5 wins for me! #4 gets honorable mention.

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- Christopher De Voss // January 29, 2014 at 2:26 pm //
  
  Haha!
  
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lifeissarcasm // January 29, 2014 at 2:12 pm //

Reblogged this on Life Is Sarcasm and commented:
Borrowing brilliant humor (without the work)

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